{"id":1376,"date":"2016-03-21T17:04:15","date_gmt":"2016-03-21T15:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?page_id=1376"},"modified":"2016-03-21T17:04:15","modified_gmt":"2016-03-21T15:04:15","slug":"poezii-umoristice-si-nu-numai","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/poezii-umoristice-si-nu-numai\/","title":{"rendered":"Poezii umoristice \u015fi nu numai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"color: #800000;\">POEZII UMORISTICE<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Balada plan\u015fetei furate\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/balada-plansetei-furate\/\">Balada plan\u015fetei furate<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Eu Mies arhitect b\u0103ban\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/eu-mies-arhitect-baban\/\">Eu Mies arhitect b\u0103ban<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"La Vitra Museum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/la-vitra-museum\/\">La Vitra Museum<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"C\u00e2ino\u015fenie\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/cainosenie\/\">C\u00e2ino\u015fenie<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Lenea la tuns\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/lenea-la-tuns\/\">Lenea la tuns<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"RATBabe!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/ratbabe\/\">RATBabe!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Poema izoprenului\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/poema-izoprenului\/\">Poema izoprenului<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Vecinii mei de sus\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/463\/\">Vecinii mei de sus<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Pe sit\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/pe-sit\/\">Pe sit<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Sala \u201cFre\u015fcelor\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/sala-frescelor\/\">Sala &#8220;Fre\u015fcelor&#8221;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Soamne\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/soamne\/\">Soamne<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Ateu\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/ateu\/\">Ateu<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Restan\u0163\u0103\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/restanta\/\">Restan\u0163\u0103<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"La V\u00e2lcea\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/la-valcea\/\">La V\u00e2lcea<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Poema sesiunii\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/poema-sesiunii\/\">Poema sesiunii<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Poezii pe ploaie avec Prod\u0103nel\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/poezii-pe-ploaie-avec-prodanel\/\">Poezii pe ploaie avec Prod\u0103nel<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Student, ai frigiderul plin!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/student-ai-frigiderul-plin\/\">Student, ai frigiderul plin!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Pe sit\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/pe-sit\/\">Studen\u0163ii, ca hienele&#8230;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Dedichei\u015f\u0103n\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/dedicheisan\/\">Dedichei\u015f\u0103n!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Varz\u0103\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/varza\/\">Varz\u0103<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"CATRENE\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/catrene\/\">Catrene<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"CATRENE POWERED-UP\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/catrene-powered-up\/\">Catrene Powered-up<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Jup\u00e2nul Sonic\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/jupanul-sonic\/\">Jup\u00e2nul Sonic<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #800000;\">POEZII MAI SERIOASE<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Glacia\u0163iune\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/glaciatiune\/\">Glacia\u0163iune<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"\u00cengust\u0103 (parodie dup\u0103 \u201cLacustr\u0103\u201d, de G. 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