{"id":1108,"date":"2015-10-28T20:25:02","date_gmt":"2015-10-28T18:25:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=1108"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:33:33","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:33:33","slug":"haremul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/haremul\/","title":{"rendered":"Haremul [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-o zi \u00eensorit\u0103, Eroul se ridic\u0103 vesel din scaunul s\u0103u de pa\u015f\u0103 \u015fi hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103-\u015fi viziteze haremul. Acesta era p\u0103zit de un crocodilozaur mutant care suferea de grip\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103-\u015fi pusese un fes pe cap. Din p\u0103cate, o parte din c\u00e2mpul s\u0103u vizual era blocat. Prin urmare, nu-\u015fi recunoscu st\u0103p\u00e2nul \u015fi se repezi cu cele opt gheare de 37,5 cm drept spre el.<br \/>\n\u2014Stai, fiin\u0163\u0103 tridimensional\u0103 cu creier de cinci grame! strig\u0103 Eroul la random, ascunz\u00e2ndu-se dup\u0103 o tuf\u0103.<br \/>\nDar crocodilozaurul continu\u0103 s\u0103-l atace! \u015ei s\u0103-l atace! \u015ei s\u0103-l atace! Bietul Erou era \u00eentr-o situa\u0163ie disperat\u0103. Deodat\u0103 \u00eens\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ap\u0103rur\u0103 cad\u00e2nele! Una cu o bazooka, una cu o mitralier\u0103, una \u00eentr-un tanc, una cu flame-thrower, una cu arbalet\u0103, una cu teu-laser \u015fi una cu nunchaku \u2014 \u015fi-l distruser\u0103 pe crocodilozaur instant!<br \/>\n\u2014Acum c\u0103 te-am salvat, pa\u015f\u0103 Erou, trebuie s\u0103 iei pe una dintre noi de nevast\u0103!<br \/>\n\u2014Ha! S-o crede\u0163i voi! zise Eroul, ap\u0103s\u00e2nd un buton secret de pe telefon. So long, suckers!<br \/>\n\u015ei Eroul se arunc\u0103 \u00een elicopterul care ap\u0103ruse din senin odat\u0103 cu ap\u0103sarea butonului, dar fu pr\u0103jit de cad\u00e2na cu flame-thrower \u00eenainte s\u0103 apuce s\u0103-\u015fi ia zborul!<br \/>\nIar crocodilozaurul, care ren\u0103scuse din propria cenu\u015f\u0103, se f\u0103cu rapper \u015fi-\u015fi film\u0103 un videoclip cu cad\u00e2nele!<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p><em>Prompt writing scris printr-un caiet din anul 2, bazat pe urm\u0103toarele cuvinte:<\/em><br \/>\n<em>crocodilozaur, random, telefon, erou, fes, scaun, nevast\u0103<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Imaginea e de pe pixabay.com<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share!<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1108\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/haremul\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-1108\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/haremul\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/haremul\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1108\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/haremul\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pocket\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-pocket sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/haremul\/?share=pocket\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pocket\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20Haremul%20%5BProz%C4%83%20scurt%C4%83%5D&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maribranze.ro%2Fmaribranze%2Fharemul%2F&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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