{"id":14,"date":"2014-03-14T19:13:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-14T17:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=14"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:43:44","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:43:44","slug":"artistul-desavarsit-de-la-masa-vecina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/artistul-desavarsit-de-la-masa-vecina\/","title":{"rendered":"Artistul des\u0103v\u00e2r\u015fit de la masa vecin\u0103 [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ieri dup\u0103 atelier m-am dus cu AB la un cappuccino. Plictisindu-ne, ne-am apucat s\u0103 m\u0103zg\u0103lim pe \u015ferve\u0163ele. La masa al\u0103turat\u0103, un tip \u015fi o tip\u0103 de circa 30 de ani fiecare, cu un bloc de schi\u0163e A3 nou, ne\u00eenceput, genul care se g\u0103se\u015fte la magazinele Rembrandt de la Hanul cu Tei la sume ridicole \u015fi pe care nu \u00ee\u0163i vine s\u0103 \u00eel cumperi dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 e\u015fti artist des\u0103v\u00e2r\u015fit.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><strong>Tipul (observ\u00e2ndu-ne c\u0103 m\u0103zg\u0103lim):<\/strong> \u00cemi ar\u0103ta\u0163i \u015fi mie desenele, v\u0103 rog frumos?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><strong>Noi (ridic\u00e2nd din umeri):<\/strong> Ooookay&#8230; dar sunt doar m\u0103zg\u0103leli.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><strong>Tipul:<\/strong> Vai, ce frumos! Desena\u0163i des?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><strong>Eu:<\/strong> Suntem la arhitectur\u0103, deci m\u0103zg\u0103lim orice suprafa\u0163\u0103 ne iese \u00een cale.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><strong>Tipul:<\/strong> \u015ei eu desenez mult! \u00cemi place s\u0103 fac portrete!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><strong>AB:<\/strong> Noi nu prea ne pricepem la portrete. Doar la case&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ne primim \u015ferve\u0163elele \u00eenapoi, dup\u0103 care nu mai discut\u0103m cu tipul. Dar \u00eel auzim de la masa cealalt\u0103, adres\u00e2ndu-se amicei lui: &#8220;Hai s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i fac un portret!&#8221;; &#8220;Bine tu, dar s\u0103 nu m\u0103 faci s\u0103 ar\u0103t ca Sailor Moon!&#8221;; &#8220;Okay!&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ne ridic\u0103m de la mas\u0103. Arunc\u0103m o privire spre cei doi. Ea, cu p\u0103rul de o culoare nedefinit\u0103, prins \u00een coad\u0103, ar\u0103t\u00e2nd la fel de mult a Sailor Moon cum arat\u0103 un velociraptor a pisic\u0103. El, aplecat asupra foii, cu un pix albastru cu past\u0103, desen\u00e2nd nu cel mai realist portret cum ne a\u015fteptam noi&#8230; <\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">&#8230;ci genul de personal original anime pe care \u00eel desenezi la 13 ani, cu ochii imen\u015fi \u015fi str\u0103lucitori, vis\u0103tori \u015fi vi\u0163elini, cu bretonul lins \u015fi emo care s\u0103 acopere forma diform\u0103 a capului; cu p\u0103rul \u00een v\u00e2nt peste umerii incorec\u0163i anatomic \u015fi g\u00e2tul de Barbie; pozi\u0163ia semiprofil (s\u0103 nu se vad\u0103 prea bine bietul piept de o form\u0103 absolut imposibil\u0103)&#8230;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">Ie\u015fim r\u00e2z\u00e2nd, \u015fi eu \u015fi AB. <\/span><\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p><em>Imaginea e de pe http:\/\/www.clker.com\/<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share!<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-14\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/artistul-desavarsit-de-la-masa-vecina\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-14\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/artistul-desavarsit-de-la-masa-vecina\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/artistul-desavarsit-de-la-masa-vecina\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-14\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/artistul-desavarsit-de-la-masa-vecina\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pocket\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-pocket sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/artistul-desavarsit-de-la-masa-vecina\/?share=pocket\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pocket\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20Artistul%20des%C4%83v%C3%A2r%C5%9Fit%20de%20la%20masa%20vecin%C4%83%20%5BProz%C4%83%20scurt%C4%83%5D&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maribranze.ro%2Fmaribranze%2Fartistul-desavarsit-de-la-masa-vecina%2F&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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