{"id":15,"date":"2014-03-11T09:43:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-11T07:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=15"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:43:55","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:43:55","slug":"student-ai-frigiderul-plin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/student-ai-frigiderul-plin\/","title":{"rendered":"Student, ai frigiderul plin! [Poezie]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\">Student, ai frigiderul plin!<br \/>\nStai \u015fi-l prive\u015fti t\u00e2mp \u015fi senin,<br \/>\nC\u0103ci e stupid \u015fi e sublim<br \/>\nCa un clich\u00e9 final de film<br \/>\n\u00cen care to\u0163i sunt ferici\u0163i,<br \/>\nCu plete-n v\u00e2nt \u015fi fandosi\u0163i;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Dar stai, student, nu saliva!<br \/>\nCi \u00eentr-un bol toarn\u0103-\u0163i ceva<br \/>\nCe-n microunde va-\u00eenota<br \/>\n\u015ei gustativu-\u0163i va-nc\u00e2nta;<br \/>\nM\u0103n\u00e2nc\u00e2nd cu spor, m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u00e2nd \u015fi des,<br \/>\nTrist, sumbru, cu-n oftat imens,<\/p>\n<p>Zici: la sf\u0103r\u015fit de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103,<br \/>\nNimic pe raft n-o s\u0103-mi r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p><em>Imaginea e de pe http:\/\/www.clker.com\/<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share!<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-15\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/student-ai-frigiderul-plin\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-15\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/student-ai-frigiderul-plin\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/student-ai-frigiderul-plin\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-15\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/student-ai-frigiderul-plin\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pocket\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-pocket sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/student-ai-frigiderul-plin\/?share=pocket\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pocket\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20Student%2C%20ai%20frigiderul%20plin%21%20%5BPoezie%5D&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maribranze.ro%2Fmaribranze%2Fstudent-ai-frigiderul-plin%2F&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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