{"id":1654,"date":"2017-02-22T19:48:29","date_gmt":"2017-02-22T17:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=1654"},"modified":"2019-07-19T22:48:04","modified_gmt":"2019-07-19T19:48:04","slug":"prizonierul-etern-al-facultatii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/prizonierul-etern-al-facultatii\/","title":{"rendered":"Prizonierul etern al facult\u0103\u0163ii [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Octombrie 2019.<br \/>\nLa doi ani dup\u0103 ce ai terminat finalmente facultatea, \u0163i s-a eliberat diploma de absolvire.<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Mergi spre UAUIM s\u0103 o recuperezi. Statuia lui Mincu din curte r\u00e2nje\u015fte sinistru. O ignori; doar ai sc\u0103pat pentru totdeauna de blestemul ei. De nop\u0163ile nedormite. De stresul pred\u0103rilor. De statul la cozi.<br \/>\nDeschizi u\u015fa \u015fi te apropii de porti\u0163a de sticl\u0103. Bagi m\u00e2na \u00een geant\u0103. Sco\u0163i portofoleul \u015fi din interiorul lui &#8211; cardul ISIC.<br \/>\n\u00cel fluturi prin fa\u0163a porti\u0163ei.<br \/>\n<em><del>EROARE.<\/del><\/em><br \/>\nTe scuturi convulsiv. Str\u00e2mbi din nas. \u00cel plimbi prin aer pentru a doua oar\u0103. \u015ei a treia. \u015ei a patra.<br \/>\n<em>EROARE<\/em><br \/>\n<em> EROARE<\/em><br \/>\n<em> EROARE!!!<\/em><br \/>\n\u00cel suce\u015fti printre degete. \u00cel \u015ftergi pe pantaloni. \u00cencerci pentru a cincea oar\u0103.<br \/>\n<em>EROARE!<\/em><br \/>\nAtunci observi, scris cu litere minuscule, data expir\u0103rii: octombrie 2017.<br \/>\nDai cu piciorul \u00een porti\u0163a de sticl\u0103. Nu se sparge. Nu cedeaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a ta. Paznicii vin \u015fi te iau pe sus.<br \/>\n\u0162ipi din ad\u00e2ncul pl\u0103m\u00e2nilor. \u0162ipi c\u00e2t pentru mai bine de \u015fase ani de chin. \u0162ipi pentru toate schi\u0163ele \u015fi PTurile \u015fi finisajele \u015fi structurile \u015fi proiectele de atelier. \u015ei Mincu din curte r\u00e2de de \u0163ip\u0103tul t\u0103u. Nu \u00eei pas\u0103; doar a \u00eenvins at\u00e2tea alte mii de studen\u0163i \u00eenaintea ta. Nu e\u015fti dec\u00e2t un +1 pentru el. Un num\u0103r. 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