{"id":1981,"date":"2018-02-09T19:53:58","date_gmt":"2018-02-09T17:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=1981"},"modified":"2018-02-09T20:17:00","modified_gmt":"2018-02-09T18:17:00","slug":"strania-disparitie-a-marilor-branze-de-pe-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/strania-disparitie-a-marilor-branze-de-pe-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"Strania dispari\u0163ie a marilor br\u00e2nze de pe internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Prin noiembrie 2017 am clipit \u015fi c\u00e2nd am deschis ochii era deja februarie 2018 \u015fi am \u0163ipat ca \u00een pictura lui Edvard Munch. De obicei tr\u00e2nteam \u00eenc\u0103 o postare despre <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/nemu-con\/\">cartea mea<\/a> (c\u0103 nah, de la un punct \u00eencolo blogul \u0103sta aproape c\u0103 a devenit numai blog de scris). De ziua mea am constatat c\u0103 aproape toat\u0103 lumea care \u00eemi ura de bine, public\u0103ri \u015fi succesuri avea \u00een ton, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 \u00eencurajare, \u015fi o mini exasperare, un soi de <em>hai odat\u0103 cu cartea aia, ne-ai omor\u00e2t cu ea cu tot. <\/em>Cartea (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/50-000-cuvinte-de-scris-intr-o-luna-alt-an-alta-editie-de-nanowrimo\/\">\u00eentreaga serie NemuCon<\/a>, mai degrab\u0103) nu are scuze.<\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"1990\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/strania-disparitie-a-marilor-branze-de-pe-internet\/img_1829\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_1829-e1518198996796.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1281,1052\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_1829\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_1829-e1518198996796-620x509.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_1829-e1518198996796-920x756.jpg\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1990\" src=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_1829-620x884.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"884\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Am terminat volumul 2 pe 15 ianuarie (are 160.000 cuvinte, oh my gods; o s\u0103 bag toporul \u00een el la editare) \u015fi a fost o experien\u0163\u0103 eliberatoare, pentru c\u0103 l-am scris \u00een englez\u0103 \u015fi <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/toate-scrierile\/\">\u00een englez\u0103 sunt un om gloomy<\/a> (\u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 sunt <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/proza\/\">un om ironic<\/a>). Apoi m-am \u00eentors la varianta fragmentat\u0103 tradus\u0103 \u00een englez\u0103 din volumul 1 \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103 o perii \u015fi s\u0103 o fac citibil\u0103, cre\u00e2nd draftul 5 al manuscrisului. Ce m\u0103 sperie e c\u0103 se lunge\u015fte &#8211; \u015fi iar va trebui <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/3-principii-de-revizuit-ce-ai-scris\/\">s\u0103 scot bisturiul \u015fi s\u0103 operez<\/a> sco\u0163\u00e2nd c\u00e2te un cuvin\u0163el pe ici pe colo p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd elimin mii de cuvinte. Dar personajele cap\u0103t\u0103 profunzime, ritmul nu mai e a\u015fa mitralier\u0103 \u015fi pisici, modific \u015fi finalul \u0103la care s-a pr\u0103bu\u015fit \u00een el \u00eensu\u015fi. Dac\u0103 nici acum nu iese, \u00eemi iau juc\u0103riile \u015fi plec (adic\u0103 mai fac vreo 5 variante p\u00e2n\u0103 iese bine, c\u0103 na, nu renun\u0163 eu dup\u0103 2 ani jumate de munc\u0103).<\/p>\n<p>De obicei \u00eencepeam anul de post\u0103ri pe blog scriind despre ce c\u0103r\u0163i am citit \u00een anul precedent. \u015ei aveam ce vorbi despre 2017: a fost anul \u00een care am citit cel mai mare num\u0103r de c\u0103r\u0163i, 88. Anul \u00een care aproape jum\u0103tate din c\u0103r\u0163ile citite au fost non-fic\u0163iune. Anul \u00een care am constatat c\u0103 jum\u0103tate din sutele de c\u0103r\u0163i citite de mine vreodat\u0103 au fost citite \u00een englez\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"1991\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/strania-disparitie-a-marilor-branze-de-pe-internet\/read2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/read2.png\" data-orig-size=\"321,340\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"read2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/read2.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/read2.png\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1991\" src=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/read2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"340\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Din p\u0103cate, Goodreads m-a sabotat \u015fi a creat<a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/user\/year_in_books\/2017\/2416724\"> o pagin\u0103 foarte dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 care \u00eemi afi\u015feaz\u0103 coper\u0163ile tuturor c\u0103r\u0163ilor men\u0163ionate<\/a> mai frumos dec\u00e2t puteam eu s\u0103 le pun pe blog. Iar eu am fost o lepr\u0103 \u015fi am \u00eenceput de vreo 3 ori postarea cu descrieri \u015fi comentarii despre c\u0103r\u0163i \u015fi c\u00e2nd deja s-a f\u0103cut 10 ianuarie, am zis <em>too late, loser <\/em>\u015fi am l\u0103sat-o balt\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>De obicei m\u0103 apucam s\u0103 str\u00e2ng toate povestioarele de prin Bucure\u015fti, tren, RATB sau unde or mai fi prin care trecusem \u00een ultima vreme \u015fi f\u0103ceam o nou\u0103 compila\u0163ie. Compila\u0163ia e \u00een lucru (a se citi: m-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 existe \u015fi nu am luat nicio ac\u0163iune referitoare la asta) \u015fi probabil va ap\u0103rea \u00eentr-un viitor vag \u015fi bacovian.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1992\" style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1992\" data-attachment-id=\"1992\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/strania-disparitie-a-marilor-branze-de-pe-internet\/bus-2523410_1920\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/bus-2523410_1920.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1920,1371\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bus-2523410_1920\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/bus-2523410_1920-620x443.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/bus-2523410_1920-920x657.jpg\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-1992 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/bus-2523410_1920-620x443.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"443\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/bus-2523410_1920-620x443.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/bus-2523410_1920-920x657.jpg 920w, https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/bus-2523410_1920.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1992\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Poza nu e tocmai bacovian\u0103, dar insufl\u0103 ea acolo o dispozi\u0163ie<\/p><\/div>\n<p>De obicei mai tr\u00e2nteam c\u00e2te un desenu\u0163 stupid de m\u00e2n\u0103 sau digital. De ceva timp m\u0103 p\u0103c\u0103lesc pe mine c\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 Illustrator (p\u00e2n\u0103 acum lucram \u00een Inkscape). De \u00eenceput am \u00eenceput, de continuat nu prea am continuat. \u00cen paralel am citit multe c\u0103r\u0163i de design grafic \u015fi am m\u00e2zg\u0103lit multe caiete \u015fi agende cu cerneal\u0103.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1993\" style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1993\" data-attachment-id=\"1993\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/strania-disparitie-a-marilor-branze-de-pe-internet\/27901818_1683559364998183_1075084947_o\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901818_1683559364998183_1075084947_o.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1080,1080\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"27901818_1683559364998183_1075084947_o\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901818_1683559364998183_1075084947_o-620x620.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901818_1683559364998183_1075084947_o-920x920.jpg\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-1993 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901818_1683559364998183_1075084947_o-620x620.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"620\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901818_1683559364998183_1075084947_o-620x620.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901818_1683559364998183_1075084947_o-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901818_1683559364998183_1075084947_o-920x920.jpg 920w, https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901818_1683559364998183_1075084947_o.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1993\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Porgii sunt a\u015fa fun de desenat<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\u00cenc\u0103 sunt du\u015fman cu creionul. Ne uit\u0103m unul la altul pe sub spr\u00e2ncean\u0103 \u015fi creionul r\u00e2de de mine \u015fi eu m\u0103 fac apoi c\u0103 \u00eel ignor. At\u00e2\u0163ia ani de facultate de arhitectur\u0103 m-au f\u0103cut s\u0103 m\u0103 crispez numai la men\u0163iunea de creion. C\u0103 na, orice desenam eu arhitectural cu creionul era na\u015fpa \u015fi m-am inhibat \u015fi acum nu mai vreau s\u0103 desenez nici non-arhitectural cu creionul (au contribuit \u015fi anumi\u0163i profi la asta, nu doar eu). \u00cen plus, cerneala are \u00een ea un factor de risk sexy: <em>loser, dac\u0103 gre\u015fe\u015fti cu mine, n-ai cum s\u0103 \u015ftergi. Tre&#8217; s\u0103 faci desenul ca \u015fi cum gre\u015feala a fost g\u00e2ndit\u0103 dinainte. <\/em>Cred c\u0103 cerneala are ceva talent de politician \u00een ea.<\/p>\n<p>De obicei mai dezgropam c\u00e2te o poveste sau poezie veche uitat\u0103 pe nu \u015ftiu unde \u015fi o aruncam pe blog. Pove\u015fti \u015fi idei de pove\u015fti ar mai fi, dar sunt a\u015fa diferite de ce scriu acum, c\u0103 nu mai vreau s\u0103 le pun. Ar trebui rescrise \u015fi revizuite \u015fi asta m-ar \u00eentrerupe de la rescris \u015fi revizuit NemuCon \u015fi NemuCon e sacru. (Off topic: NemuCon a fost de cur\u00e2nd comparat \u015fi cu <em>Morome\u0163ii, <\/em>\u015fi cu <em>L\u0103pu\u015feanul <\/em>\u015fi z\u0103u c\u0103 nu au absolut nimic \u00een comun! Ce naiba?! Cel mult seam\u0103n\u0103 cu <em>Baltagul,<\/em> c\u0103 doar e mystery! A\u015ftept \u00eenc\u0103 o compara\u0163ie cu <em>Miori\u0163a.<\/em>) Ce am dezgropat, \u00een schimb, sunt desene vechi.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1994\" style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1994\" data-attachment-id=\"1994\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/strania-disparitie-a-marilor-branze-de-pe-internet\/27901752_1683562081664578_51262800_o\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901752_1683562081664578_51262800_o.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1403,1403\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"27901752_1683562081664578_51262800_o\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901752_1683562081664578_51262800_o-620x620.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901752_1683562081664578_51262800_o-920x920.jpg\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-1994 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901752_1683562081664578_51262800_o-620x620.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"620\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901752_1683562081664578_51262800_o-620x620.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901752_1683562081664578_51262800_o-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901752_1683562081664578_51262800_o-920x920.jpg 920w, https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/27901752_1683562081664578_51262800_o.jpg 1403w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1994\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Un personaj care acum nu mai arat\u0103 deloc a\u015fa ca aici \u00een desen<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\u015ei le-am pozat de 2-3 ori cu g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 o s\u0103 le tr\u00e2ntesc pe aici sau pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/nemu_con\/\">contul de Instagram<\/a> (nu <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/sii_kei\/\">\u0103la personal<\/a> pe care nu mi-l urm\u0103re\u015fte nimeni c\u0103 nu pun nimic, ci \u0103la public cu chestii semicreative &#8211; c\u0103 nah, eu sunt mare instavedet\u0103 cu 2 conturi). Vede\u0163i voi desene vechi pe aici? Da, a\u015fa ziceam \u015fi eu. Proiectul \u00eenc\u0103 e la stadiul de\u00a0<em>neuron, conecteaz\u0103-te cu neuron \u015fi declan\u015feaz\u0103 ceva.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>De obicei mai scriam c\u00e2te ceva ironic legat de facultate. De juma de an nu prea mai am facultate, c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi eu am absolvit-o. (\u015ei <em>tu <\/em>po\u0163i munci peste 6 ani pentru un domeniu care nu \u00ee\u0163i place \u015fi care te distruge pas cu pas, ca apoi s\u0103 iei o h\u00e2rtie!)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1995\" style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1995\" data-attachment-id=\"1995\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/strania-disparitie-a-marilor-branze-de-pe-internet\/img_1778\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_1778.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"5184,2912\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;5.6&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS M10&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1516630987&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;200&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.004&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_1778\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_1778-620x348.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_1778-920x517.jpg\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-1995 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_1778-620x348.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_1778-620x348.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_1778-920x517.jpg 920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1995\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Totu\u015fi, am dat o tur\u0103 pe acolo \u015fi am v\u0103zut studen\u0163i am\u0103r\u00e2\u0163i cu machete ninse<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\u00cen schimb, mi-am amintit de un proiec\u0163el pe care \u00eencepusem s\u0103 \u00eel desenez pe la coada caietelor prin anul 1 \u015fi pe care nu l-am dus niciodat\u0103 la cap\u0103t: 30+ \u00eentrebuin\u0163\u0103ri alternative ale teului. Cruce de morm\u00e2nt, paratr\u0103znet, t\u00e2rn\u0103cop, s\u00e2rm\u0103 de rufe, rotisor, chestii de genul. Momentan m-am apucat s\u0103 \u00eel desenez pe un caiet \u015fi dup\u0103 ce str\u00e2ng mai multe exemple, o s\u0103 le tr\u00e2ntesc \u015fi pe interne\u0163i. Accept \u015fi sugestii!<\/p>\n<p>De obicei \u00eencheiam cu un punchline, o concluzie, o reflexie. Acum nu prea am ce zice. Via\u0163a trece, br\u00e2nzicile r\u0103m\u00e2n. \u015ei dezavantajul br\u00e2nzicilor este c\u0103 nu au avut niciodat\u0103 un stil coerent, un singur domeniu de care s\u0103 se ocupe. Cam a\u015fa sunt \u015fi cu cartea: \u00een ce stil o \u00eencadrez? E mystery, dar are \u015fi ceva fantastic \u00een ea c\u0103 doar personajele sunt nemuritoare, dar a\u015fa un pic, nu prea mult, \u00een\u0163elegi? Nu e nici realism magic &#8211; nu are nimic magic \u00een ea; nu e nici fantasy, nici supranatural, nici paranormal, nici nimic. E ce e. O multitudine de tot. Mister cu ceva misterios. A\u015fa \u015fi blogul \u0103sta. Br\u00e2nzici cu de toate. Nu am putut niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 specializez pe ceva. 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