{"id":2088,"date":"2019-01-16T19:00:34","date_gmt":"2019-01-16T17:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=2088"},"modified":"2019-01-16T19:04:36","modified_gmt":"2019-01-16T17:04:36","slug":"moartea-vine-la-mcdonalds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/moartea-vine-la-mcdonalds\/","title":{"rendered":"Moartea vine la McDonald’s"},"content":{"rendered":"

-Trebuie s\u0103 mergem s\u0103 vedem cadavrul.
\nStau la o mas\u0103 la Mc, c\u0103sc\u00e2nd de zor \u0219i frunz\u0103rind aiurea pe telefon, c\u00e2nd replica auzit\u0103 m\u0103 face s\u0103 \u00eemi ridic privirea.
\nLa masa de l\u00e2ng\u0103 – doi tipi \u0219i dou\u0103 tipe.
\n-Da, dar c\u00e2nd? – \u00eentreab\u0103 Tipul 2, \u00eembib\u00e2nd un cartof \u00een ketchup \u00een mod repetat \u0219i desen\u00e2nd \u00een sos cercuri concentrice.<\/p>\n

-Mmm, nu \u0219tiu – \u00eei r\u0103spunde aceea\u0219i voce – Tipul 1 – sorbind din cola zgomotos. -Mama lui de cadavru.
\n-Trebuie c\u00e2t mai cur\u00e2nd – intervine Tipa A.
\n-Da, da, c\u00e2t mai cur\u00e2nd, c\u0103 na… Asta e situa\u021bia… – zice \u0219i Tipa B, ridic\u00e2nd din umeri.
\n-Crede\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eel mai g\u0103sim acolo?
\nTot Tipul 1, urm\u0103rindu-i atent pe ceilal\u021bi \u0219i ron\u021b\u0103ind paiul.
\n-Tre’ s\u0103 fie… Tre’ s\u0103 fie… Mergem direct la el \u0219i vedem. Numa’ s\u0103 fim aten\u021bi s\u0103 nu afle \u0219i al\u021bii.
\nTipul 2 d\u0103 din cap, cu ketchupul scurg\u00e2ndu-i-se pe degete.
\nContinu\u0103 to\u021bi 4 s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce \u00een t\u0103cere, \u00eencrunta\u021bi, dar cu poft\u0103. M\u0103 uit lung la ei.
\nPar cam tineri s\u0103 fie studen\u021bi la medicin\u0103…<\/p>\n

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Conversa\u0163ia auzit\u0103 pe 5 Aprilie 2017 la McDonald’s Ci\u015fmigiu.<\/em><\/p>\n

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