{"id":2100,"date":"2019-02-15T18:37:39","date_gmt":"2019-02-15T16:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=2100"},"modified":"2019-02-15T18:37:39","modified_gmt":"2019-02-15T16:37:39","slug":"how-to-train-your-cinema-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/how-to-train-your-cinema-3\/","title":{"rendered":"How to train your cinema 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Acum c\u00e2\u021biva ani, pe c\u00e2nd am fost cu domnul M la <em>How to train your dragon 2<\/em>, s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ca proiec\u021bia s\u0103 nu fie calibrat\u0103 cu ochelarii 3D. Domnul M s-a ridicat, i-a anun\u021bat pe cei responsabili, \u0219i apoi s-a \u00eentors pe scaun la un film ceva mai ok, dar \u00eenc\u0103 nereparat complet.<\/p>\n<p>Vinerea trecut\u0103 am fost cu el la cinema la <em>How to train your dragon 3.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eu, dup\u0103 ce m-am a\u0219ezat pe scaun:<\/strong> Ce-ar fi dac\u0103 iar ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eei anun\u021bi s\u0103 repare filmul?<br \/>\n<strong>Domnul M:<\/strong> Nah, no way, s\u0103 fie s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i, nu m\u0103 mai duc\u2013<\/p>\n<p>\u00cencep trailerele. Vedem un sneak pic la <em>Corgii, c\u0103\u021beii reginei<\/em>. Urmeaz\u0103 Dumbo, &#8220;un film realizat de regizorul Tim Burton&#8221;. <em>The secret life of pets 2<\/em> a c\u0103p\u0103tat curiosul nume de <em>Singuri acas\u0103 2.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eu:<\/strong> Hei, nu \u021bi se pare ciudat c\u0103 toate trailerele sunt \u00een\u2013<br \/>\n<strong>Domnul M:<\/strong> Shh. \u00cencepe.<\/p>\n<p>Prin ochelari, vedem logoul de la Dreamworks. \u00cencepe main themeul filmului. Apoi o voce odioas\u0103:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Cum s\u0103-\u021bi dresezi dragonul 3&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u0219i o scen\u0103 \u00een care Hiccup nu e Hiccup, ci Sughi\u021b, un b\u0103ie\u021ba\u0219 de liceu care pare c\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 strecoare o bere neobservat printre cump\u0103r\u0103turile de la Mega Image.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eu:<\/strong> E\u0219ti sigur c\u0103 ai luat sub \u0219i nu dub?<br \/>\n<strong>Domnul M:<\/strong> Sunt sigur! Am verificat de 3 ori dup\u0103 ce am fost for\u021bat s\u0103 v\u0103d Spiderman dublat\u2013<\/p>\n<p>Se ridic\u0103 de pe scaun. Al\u0103turi de el mai pornesc vreo 5-6 oameni indigna\u021bi, bomb\u0103nind c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i vor banii \u00eenapoi. Eu r\u0103m\u00e2n cu punga de floricele \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc pe pilot automat.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd se \u00eentoarce domnul M al\u0103turi de trupa r\u0103zboinic\u0103, floricelele sunt deja pe la jumate.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Domnul M:<\/strong> Gata. Le-am spus s\u0103 pun\u0103 subtitr\u0103ri.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centuneric total. 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