{"id":23,"date":"2013-09-08T12:36:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-08T09:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=23"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:44:56","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:44:56","slug":"studentii-ca-hienele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/studentii-ca-hienele\/","title":{"rendered":"Studen\u0163ii, ca hienele&#8230; [Poezie]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Serengeti. \u00cen savan\u0103,<br \/>\nHienele au prins o zebr\u0103.<br \/>\n\u015ei-ntr-o asonan\u0163\u0103 funebr\u0103,<br \/>\nR\u00e2d \u015fi rad orice strop de hran\u0103.<br \/>\n\u015eacali \u015fi un-leu stau \u015fi \u00eendur\u0103<br \/>\nSper\u00e2nd la o \u00eembuc\u0103tur\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Militari. \u00cen autogar\u0103,<br \/>\nStuden\u0163ii \u015fi-au luat pachetul,<br \/>\n\u015ei-a aflat tot internetul,<br \/>\nC-au m\u00e2ncat p\u00e2n&#8217;-au dat pe-afar\u0103.<br \/>\nSarmale pozate-s pe facebook,<br \/>\nDin priviri le-ai \u015fi-nghi\u0163it, n\u0103uc&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>(Scris \u00een decembrie 2011, dup\u0103 ce mi-am luat pachetul de la autogar\u0103.)<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share!<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-23\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/studentii-ca-hienele\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-23\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/studentii-ca-hienele\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/studentii-ca-hienele\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-23\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/studentii-ca-hienele\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pocket\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-pocket sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/studentii-ca-hienele\/?share=pocket\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pocket\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20Studen%C5%A3ii%2C%20ca%20hienele...%20%5BPoezie%5D&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maribranze.ro%2Fmaribranze%2Fstudentii-ca-hienele%2F&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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