{"id":25,"date":"2013-09-05T18:15:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-05T15:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=25"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:45:13","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:45:13","slug":"oldies-patru-taxiuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/oldies-patru-taxiuri\/","title":{"rendered":"Patru taxiuri [Teatru]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Taxiul 1.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em><span lang=\"ro-RO\">M\u0103 a\u015fez \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. \u015eoferul \u2013 un mo\u015fulic\u0103 scund, amabil, aparent z\u00e2mbind pentru el \u00eensu\u015fi.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU: La liceul X.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL (porne\u015fte ma\u015fina \u015fi se instaleaz\u0103 mai comod. \u00cemi dau seama c\u0103 e cu chef de vorb\u0103): \u00cen ce clas\u0103 e\u015fti?<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU: \u00cen clasa a [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL: Oho, p\u0103i nu mai ai mult!<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU (vorbind de dragul vorbei): Nu, nu mai am mult.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL: Da, chiar nu mai e mult. Uite-acu\u015fi termini! Se duce liceul \u2013 una-dou\u0103 \u2013 \u015fi apoi? Ce faci? Te m\u0103ri\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU (cutremur\u00e2ndu-m\u0103, \u015ftiind c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 urmez o facultate): NU!<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL (foarte convins de ce spune): A\u015fa te vreau! A\u015fa trebuie! Asta e atitudinea! (Pe un ton savant): C\u0103s\u0103toria e o prostie. Oamenii nu ar trebui s\u0103 se c\u0103s\u0103toreasc\u0103. Asta e o f\u0103c\u0103tur\u0103, inventat\u0103 ca s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 masele \u00een fr\u00e2u.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU (mim\u00e2nd interesul): Mmm.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">\u015eOFERUL (puternic): Nu, dom<\/span><span lang=\"en-US\">&#8216;le! <\/span><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Nu e asta starea natural\u0103 a lucrurilor! Oamenii ar trebui s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 \u00eempreun\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 aib\u0103 copii a\u015fa, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i. Ce, nu se pot \u00een\u0163elege?! El cu ea, ea cu el \u2013 mare chestie! E o prostie \u015fi aia, c\u0103 femeile nu au drepturi \u015fi c\u0103 ele trebuie s\u0103 fac\u0103 toat\u0103 treaba prin cas\u0103. Nu, frate! Fiecare, cu drepturi egale, acolo \u2013 se implic\u0103 jumi-juma \u00een toate! Copii, cur\u0103\u0163enie, facturi! Abia la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e s\u0103 se c\u0103s\u0103toreasc\u0103, dac\u0103 vor \u2013 numai a\u015fa, \u00een ideea c\u0103 s\u0103 nu fie singuri c\u00e2nd mor. A\u015fa ar fi frumos \u015fi corect.<\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU (\u00eentrerup\u00e2ndu-i monologul): Pute\u0163i s\u0103 opri\u0163i dup\u0103 semafor.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL: Aaa, am \u015fi ajuns deja, gata? Da, mul\u0163umesc, stai s\u0103-\u0163i dau restul. A\u015fa. Promite-mi c\u0103 nu o s\u0103 te m\u0103ri\u0163i \u00een urm\u0103torii zece ani!<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU: Promit, promit! (Fug \u00eenspre semafor).<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">*<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Taxiul 2 \u2013 opre\u015fte la vreo 20 de metri mai \u00een spate. \u00cei fac semn s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u00eenspre mine \u015fi a\u015ftept \u2013 degeaba. M\u0103 duc eu la el \u015fi intru. \u015eoferul \u2013 un tip chel, cu cercel, \u00eentre 25 \u015fi 30 de ani, ascult\u00e2nd manele la maxim. Dau comanda \u015fi meditez dac\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u00e2ng referitor la audio \u2013 c\u00e2nd v\u0103d cum chelul opre\u015fte muzica din proprie ini\u0163iativ\u0103.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL (d\u00e2nd un telefon, pe un ton subtil): Bun\u0103, pisi.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU (\u00een g\u00e2nd): O, Doamne.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL (foarte absorbit \u015fi pi\u0163ig\u0103iat): Du du, iubi, \u015fi iu ti iubi pi tine. Ti iubi mul mul mul di tot. \u015ei iu abia a\u015ftept s\u0103 ti v\u0103d.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU (urm\u0103resc cu exasperare drumul, \u00een timp ce chelul o ascult\u0103 pe iubi la telefon timp de vreo dou\u0103 minute)<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">\u015eOFERUL (pe un ton schimbat, hot\u0103r\u00e2t, mieros): Da m\u0103i pisi, daaaa, vin disear\u0103 la tine. S\u0103 m\u0103 a\u015ftep\u0163i \u015ftii tuuuu cuuum \u2013 c\u0103 o s\u0103 facem o dragoste nebun\u0103!!! \u2013 da<\/span><span lang=\"en-US\">&#8216; <\/span><span lang=\"ro-RO\">nu ca data trecut\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u0163i-am rupt \u015ftrampii!<\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU (mu\u015fc buza \u015fi m\u0103 prefac pentru tot restul drumului c\u0103 scriu un sms)<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">\u015eOFERUL: Stai un pic, pisi, c\u0103 tre<\/span><span lang=\"en-US\">&#8216;<\/span><span lang=\"ro-RO\">s\u0103 opresc. (Spre mine): 3 lei cincizeci.<\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU (\u00eei dau 5 lei, \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-mi p\u0103strez o fa\u0163\u0103 neutr\u0103)<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL: N-am s\u0103-\u0163i dau rest.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU: Nu-i nimic. (Ies alerg\u00e2nd din taxi): BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">*<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Taxiul 3. Diminea\u0163\u0103, cam 6 \u015fi 25. Sunt \u00een \u00eent\u00e2rziere. \u00cel v\u0103d cum opre\u015fte \u00een fa\u0163a sta\u0163iei de taxiuri \u015fi din el coboar\u0103 o tip\u0103. Alerg \u015fi \u00eel prind. M\u0103 a\u015fez \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi dau comanda.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU: \u00cen locul X.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL (abia ab\u0163in\u00e2ndu-se s\u0103 nu r\u00e2d\u0103): Sigur.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU (nu \u00eei \u00een\u0163eleg amuzamentul; presupun c\u0103 are doar o diminea\u0163\u0103 bun\u0103)<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL (chicote\u015fte de-a binelea)<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU (m\u0103 uit dac\u0103 am ceva ciudat pe mine. Nu descop\u0103r nimic. M\u0103 holbez din nou la \u015fofer): E ceva \u00een neregul\u0103?<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL: Nu, nu&#8230; (deja r\u00e2de din suflet)<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU: Ce&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">O voce din spate: PUHAHAHAHAHA!<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">Aparent mai era cineva \u00een\u0103untru, dar nimeni nu se deranjase s\u0103-mi spun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">*<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Taxiul 4. \u015eoferul e tot un mo\u015fulic\u0103, dar unul mai \u00eenalt \u015fi mai determinat. Pornim la drum.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em><span lang=\"ro-RO\">\u015eOFERUL: C\u00e2\u0163i ani ai?<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU: At\u00e2tzeci.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL: Aaa, fie-mea nu e cu mult mai mare. Are dou\u0103zeci \u015fi trei. E cu un italian de \u015faizeci.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU (\u00eencerc s\u0103 nu-mi imaginez nimic)<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL: Da, da, lucreaz\u0103 ca translator pentru el.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU (realizez c\u0103 judecasem gre\u015fit situa\u0163ia): Bravo ei.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL: Da, s\u0103 vezi, a fost prin Italia, \u015fi prin toat\u0103 Europa, \u015ftie \u015fi italian\u0103, \u015fi francez\u0103, \u015fi german\u0103. Eu i-am g\u0103sit italianul. I-am zis ei: Du-te, fata mea, c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 mai g\u0103se\u015fti tu job ca \u0103sta, du-te \u015fi tradu. \u015ei s-a dus! A fost \u015fi prin Viena, \u015fi prin Praga, \u015fi prin Berlin, \u015fi prin Roma&#8230;<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">EU (oftez inaudibil)<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015eOFERUL: &#8230;prin Paris, prin Atena. 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Am urlat din str\u0103fundul\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;.Ceva mai serios&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/halloween-1001677_19201.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":67,"url":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/rataciri-printre-traduceri\/","url_meta":{"origin":25,"position":4},"title":"R\u0103t\u0103ciri printre traduceri [Teatru]","date":"19\/08\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Reclama la produs cultural - carte Drum de \u021bar\u0103. \u00cen fa\u021ba prim\u0103riei pompos decorat\u0103 cu steaguri ale Rom\u00e2niei \u0219i ale Statelor Unite stau trei personaje: \u2013Primarul, cu un ecuson pe care scrie \u201eMayor\"; \u2013Badea Ghi\u0163\u0103, av\u00e2nd ortografiat gre\u015fit pe ecuson \u201etranslater\"; \u2013\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea Viorica, cu un ecuson cu \u201eteacher\". Primarul (aranj\u00e2ndu-\u015fi\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;.Umor&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":37,"url":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/somnoza\/","url_meta":{"origin":25,"position":5},"title":"Somnoza [Proz\u0103 lung\u0103]","date":"21\/05\/2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Venise vremea s\u0103-l vizitez pe doctora\u015f. Pe principiul \u201enu vorbi p\u00e2n\u0103 nu ai c\u00e2nt\u0103rit bine ce ai de zis\", mai \u00eent\u00e2i \u015fi mai \u00eent\u00e2i g\u0103sisem necesar s\u0103 m\u0103 documentez pe seama lui. Din p\u0103cate, gurile rele ale satului nu erau tocmai o surs\u0103 obiectiv\u0103. 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