{"id":26,"date":"2013-09-04T16:12:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-04T13:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=26"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:45:26","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:45:26","slug":"povestea-ro-ro-m-mbului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/povestea-ro-ro-m-mbului\/","title":{"rendered":"Povestea Ro-ro-m-mbului [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Era odat\u0103 un Romb b\u00e2lb\u00e2it, care fusese toat\u0103 via\u0163a marcat de defectul s\u0103u. \u00centr-o \u00eencercare de a ajunge \u00een r\u00e2nd cu figurile geometrice cu dic\u0163ie, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 fac\u0103 exerci\u0163ii \u00een fa\u0163a oglinzii.<br \/>\n\u2014De Mo\u015f Nicolae o s\u0103 primesc o ene-ne-lu\u015f\u0103 \u2014 \u00eencerc\u0103 el.<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 din fundal, se auzi vocea unui Trapez Trufa\u015f:<br \/>\n\u2014E\u015fti o varz\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e2hnit, Rombul vru s\u0103-\u015fi \u00eenece amarul cu m\u00e2ncare, a\u015fa c\u0103 f\u0103cu un gr\u0103tar.<br \/>\nDeodat\u0103 \u00eens\u0103, din neant se materializ\u0103 o pung\u0103 cu Macaroane.<br \/>\n\u2014Nene Romb, ne adaugi \u015fi pe noi la meniu? \u00eentrebar\u0103 ele instant.<br \/>\n\u2014D-Dar b-bi-n-ne-n\u0163eles!<br \/>\n\u015ei Rombul \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cu cel mai magic pr\u00e2nz: gr\u0103tar de brontozaur cu laviu suculent \u015fi salat\u0103 de du-te-naiba.<br \/>\n\u2014Ah, ce bine m\u0103 simt atunci c\u00e2nd g\u0103tesc!<br \/>\n\u015ei atunci Rombul realiz\u0103 c\u0103 i se dusese b\u00e2lb\u00e2iala, iar fa\u0163a i se umplu de str\u0103lucire.<br \/>\n\u2014\u015ei acum, s\u0103 trecem la un Turkey Reloaded!<br \/>\nThe End.<\/p>\n<p><i>(Scris \u00een decembrie 2012. 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