Marcus nuca de cocos st\u0103tea coco\u0163at \u00eentr-un cocotier oarecare pe insula Rupaparupa, nefiind con\u015ftient c\u0103 el \u00eensu\u015fi exist\u0103, c\u0103 universul exist\u0103 sau c\u0103 un lemurian plictisit tocmai \u00eel desprindea de pe crac\u0103 \u015fi \u00eel arunca departe, c\u00e2t colo, drept \u00eentr-o buruian\u0103 magic\u0103, plictisit\u0103 la r\u00e2ndul ei. Abia c\u00e2nd coaja i se sparse, din el curse tot laptele \u015fi se produse o reac\u0163ie chimic\u0103 (din fericire neinclus\u0103 \u00een manualele de liceu de chimie organic\u0103), Marcus Cr\u0103patus c\u0103p\u0103t\u0103 o identitate, un pseudocreier \u015fi o dorin\u0163\u0103 megalomaniac\u0103 de a domina Rupaparupa.<\/p>\n
\u201eBow before my greatness!”, zise Marcus precum un sir, cu un accent britanic, un monoclu \u015fi o musta\u0163\u0103 de lapte, nim\u0103nui \u00een particular.
\nCineva \u00eens\u0103 \u00eel auzi, \u015fi anume Jill \u015fop\u00e2rla, care, de\u015fi nu avea un sistem digestiv adaptat consumului de fibre vegetale (era insectivor\u0103), se \u00eenfrupt\u0103 copios din pseudocreierul lui Marcus \u015fi \u00eei distruse identitatea, c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2nd \u00eens\u0103 la r\u00e2ndul ei dorin\u0163a de suprema\u0163ie.
\n\u201eLong live \u015eop\u00e2rlopolisss!”, spuse Jill dou\u0103 luni mai t\u00e2rziu, \u00een noul SauroImperiu, construit cu mintea sa ager\u0103, \u015fantaj \u015fi multe alte ierburi paranormale \u015fi paranoice.
\nTocmai atunci \u00eens\u0103, de undeva de la o altitudine imprecis\u0103, un g\u0103ina\u0163 de pesc\u0103ru\u015f ateriz\u0103 pe capul lui Jill \u015fi \u00eei f\u0103cu pe supu\u015fii s\u0103i s\u0103 se r\u0103scoale \u00eempotriva dictaturii imperiale.
\nMorala: nu toate pove\u015ftile fantasy au elfi, iar cele care nu au sunt proaste.<\/p>\n
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(Scris \u00een aprilie 2012 \u00een 15 minute, bazat pe urm\u0103toarele prompturi:
\ninsul\u0103, nuc\u0103 de cocos, fantasy<\/p>\n
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