{"id":29,"date":"2013-08-24T17:27:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-24T17:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=29"},"modified":"2015-10-14T17:31:46","modified_gmt":"2015-10-14T14:31:46","slug":"poema-izoprenului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/poema-izoprenului\/","title":{"rendered":"Poema izoprenului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Te-ai a\u015fezat pe izopren<br \/>\nDe parc\u0103 te-ar fi prins \u00een tren<br \/>\nUn controlor chel \u015fi solemn<br \/>\nZ\u00e2mbindu-i lung \u015fi cam nedemn;<br \/>\nC\u0103l\u0103torind fraudulos,<br \/>\nCitind ziar cu susu&#8217;-n jos,<br \/>\nC-un geamantan gigantic, vere,<br \/>\nCu cifru d-opt caractere!<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei te-ai \u00eentins tu pe saltea,<br \/>\nCum s-ar \u00eentinde o fidea<br \/>\nCu linguri\u0163a pescuit\u0103<br \/>\nDin supa cea ne-n\u0103crit\u0103;<br \/>\nScurg\u00e2ndu-te misterios,<br \/>\nNici insipid \u015fi nici v\u00e2scos,<br \/>\nUnduitor ca o n\u0103p\u00e2rc\u0103,<br \/>\nMi-ai pus picioarele \u00een c\u00e2rc\u0103;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei-ai \u00eensu\u015fit locul \u00een care<br \/>\nSt\u0103team eu cu burta la soare,<br \/>\nAv\u00e2nd pe cap o p\u0103l\u0103rie,<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu m\u0103 ard la sc\u0103f\u00e2rlie;<br \/>\n&#8220;Dar izoprenu&#8217;-i spa\u0163ios!&#8221;,<br \/>\nMi-ai spus, privindu-m\u0103 duios<br \/>\n\u015ei \u00eentr-un gest c\u00e2t mai profund,<br \/>\nMi-ai dat un col\u0163 s\u0103 stau \u00een fund.<br \/>\n<i><br \/>\n<\/i><i>(Scris \u00een timpul taberei de la Bune\u015fti 2013. 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