{"id":294,"date":"2015-01-24T02:26:54","date_gmt":"2015-01-24T00:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=294"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:40:28","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:40:28","slug":"tanti-cu-stecker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/tanti-cu-stecker\/","title":{"rendered":"Tanti cu stecker [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mare \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 de marketing mare. \u015eeful intr\u0103 nervos, ron\u0163\u0103indu-\u015fi incon\u015ftient cravata albastr\u0103 cu floricele albe.<br \/>\nLumea tace.<\/p>\n<p>-Ce suntem noi, b\u0103?<br \/>\n-Firm\u0103 produc\u0103toare de prize, \u00eentrerup\u0103toare \u015fi sisteme automatizate!<br \/>\n-\u015ei ce vindem noi, b\u0103?<br \/>\n-O multitudine de prize, \u00eentrerup\u0103toare \u015fi sisteme automatizate!<br \/>\n-\u015ei cui vindem noi, fraierilor? De fapt, nici nu conteaz\u0103. Ce-i, m\u0103, ce-a\u0163i f\u0103cut cu catalogul \u0103sta? Are \u00eentrerup\u0103toare sortate dup\u0103 performan\u0163\u0103, pre\u0163, materiale, cod \u00een baza de date, culoare, m\u0103rime&#8230;<br \/>\n-\u015ei nu uita\u0163i de popularitate, \u015fefu&#8217;.<br \/>\n-&#8230;popularitate, culoarea LEDului (unde exist\u0103)&#8230;<br \/>\n-Ne-am str\u0103duit \u015fi noi s\u0103 ias\u0103 bine.<br \/>\n-Ce s\u0103 ias\u0103, m\u0103? Catalogu&#8217; \u0103sta-i incomplet! \u00cei lipse\u015fte elementul esen\u0163ial, elementul care s\u0103 \u00eel conving\u0103 pe client, s\u0103 \u00eel fac\u0103 s\u0103 spun\u0103 &#8220;Aha, mi s-au aprins becurile, sau mi s-ar fi aprins dac\u0103 aveam \u00eentrerup\u0103toare, dar cum n-am, tre&#8217; s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r!&#8221;<br \/>\n-Da&#8217; care-i \u0103la, \u015fefule?<br \/>\n-Care? Cum, care?! Ni\u015fte tanti sexy cu br\u0103\u0163\u0103ri de cabluri cu steckere!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150124_020159.jpeg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"295\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/tanti-cu-stecker\/20150124_020159\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150124_020159.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"3264,2448\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.6&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;GT-I9300&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1422064918&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.7&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;800&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0588235294118&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"20150124_020159\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150124_020159-620x465.jpeg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150124_020159-920x690.jpeg\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-295\" src=\"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150124_020159-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"20150124_020159\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Picture.jpeg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"296\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/tanti-cu-stecker\/picture\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Picture.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"2448,3264\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.6&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;GT-I9300&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1422064838&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.7&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;800&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0588235294118&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Picture\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Picture-620x827.jpeg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Picture-920x1227.jpeg\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-296\" src=\"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Picture-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"Picture\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\n(Backstory: Acum vreun an \u00een cadrul unor expozi\u0163ii pe la facultate, am primit un super catalog cu \u00eentrerup\u0103toare. 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