{"id":321,"date":"2015-01-26T00:33:13","date_gmt":"2015-01-25T22:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=321"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:40:14","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:40:14","slug":"in-cur-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/in-cur-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cen-cur-cat [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-Matilda-tilda, ce f\u0103cu\u015fi m\u0103t\u0103lu\u0163\u0103 pi-colo?<br \/>\nA\u015fa \u00eei pl\u0103cea lui s\u0103-\u015fi creeze accent fals pentru Matilda, fiindc\u0103 ea era moldoveanc\u0103 \u015fi mereu f\u0103cea t\u00e2mpenii.<br \/>\n-Natalia-cu-dou\u0103-palme-talia, au trecut 3,14 milenii de c\u00e2nd nu te-am mai v\u0103zut!<br \/>\nNatalia era o fata sl\u0103b\u0103nogit\u0103 de tot, care \u00een cur\u00e2nd avea s\u0103-\u015fi ating\u0103 limita de sl\u0103b\u0103nogeal\u0103 la fel cum le atingea pe cele de la analiza matematic\u0103.<br \/>\n-Graziela-mititela, ma cherie, ar\u0103\u0163i minunat ast\u0103zi!<br \/>\nAsta cu toate c\u0103 masa corporal\u0103 a Grazielei dep\u0103\u015fea cu 20% norma indicat\u0103 pentru \u00een\u0103l\u0163imea \u015fi v\u00e2rsta ei&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Un principiu avea \u015fi el: s\u0103 nu generalizeze niciodat\u0103 cu \u201edrag\u0103&#8221;, \u201eiubi&#8221;, \u201episi&#8221;, \u201eprin\u0163esic\u0103&#8221;; s\u0103 le men\u0163ioneze m\u0103car numele, ca s\u0103 nu le \u015ftearg\u0103 de tot din arhiva memoriei lui \u015fi a\u015fa solicitat\u0103 prea des s\u0103 le schimbe.<br \/>\nC\u00e2teodat\u0103 nu prea avea idei, a\u015fa c\u0103 se inspira de la tv.<br \/>\n-Mihaela, mai l\u0103v! Dragostea mea! Tenc iu, tenc iu! Ai l\u0103v iu veri maci!<br \/>\nSau:<br \/>\n-Carmencita, \u00eentre noi doi totul a \u00eenceputos! Jo soy mucho fericitos!<br \/>\nSau p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi:<br \/>\n-Margaret\u0103s, mai preeee\u015f\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103s!<\/p>\n<p>Azi era cu una nou\u0103.<br \/>\n-Mimi-momo-mumu, vrei s\u0103 mergem prin parc?<br \/>\n-Ce Mimi visezi m\u0103?! M\u0103 cheam\u0103 Mili!<br \/>\n\u015ei odat\u0103 s-a trezit cu geanta ei \u00een cap \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 subiect de alint temporar.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Scris\u0103 prin februarie 2010. 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