{"id":33,"date":"2013-08-07T22:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-07T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=33"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:46:36","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:46:36","slug":"borcanul-cu-zacusca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/borcanul-cu-zacusca\/","title":{"rendered":"Borcanul cu zacusc\u0103 [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em><span lang=\"ro-RO\">A fost odat\u0103, \u00eentr-un frigider clasa A+, un Borcan de Zacusc\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n, ce nu \u00ee\u015fi mai pl\u0103tise chiria de mai bine de dou\u0103 luni. \u015ei asta nu pentru c\u0103 ar fi dus lips\u0103 de fonduri \u2013 pentru c\u0103 era un borcan de vi\u0163\u0103 veche \u015fi nobil\u0103 cu o situa\u0163ie financiar\u0103 deosebit de bun\u0103, iar zacusca \u00eens\u0103\u015fi era din cel mai mirositor neam posibil \u2013 ci din cauza sistemului birocratic foarte prost.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u00a0\u2013<span lang=\"ro-RO\">E de vin\u0103 imprimanta \u2013 obi\u015fnuia s\u0103 \u00eei spun\u0103 ocazionalul Bol cu Spanac pe care nu \u00eel dorea nimeni prin preajm\u0103. Printeaz\u0103 numai c\u00e2nd \u015fi ce vrea ea. Po\u0163i s\u0103 o rogi frumos, po\u0163i s\u0103 dai cu ea de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, po\u0163i s\u0103 \u00eei pui cel mai nou tu\u015f \u015fi nu \u015ftii c\u00e2nd va tip\u0103ri \u015fi c\u00e2nd nu. Pur \u015fi simplu, ea \u00eens\u0103\u015fi nu \u015ftie. Deci momentan va mai dura p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i vin\u0103 factura.<\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">A\u015fa c\u0103 borcanul de zacusc\u0103 a\u015ftept\u0103. \u015ei a\u015ftept\u0103. \u015ei a\u015ftept\u0103. Multe genera\u0163ii \u00ee\u015fi schimbar\u0103 \u00eentre timp frigiderul \u00eenchiriat cu stomacul proprietarului \u015fi apoi cu misterioasa via\u0163\u0103 de apoi de dincolo de u\u015fa camerei care st\u0103tea permanent \u00eenchis\u0103. Trecur\u0103 piureuri, trecur\u0103 farfurii de orez, borcane de maz\u0103re, borcane de miere, tot ce primea studentul \u00een pachetul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal&#8230; p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o zi, Borcanul de Zacusc\u0103 realiz\u0103 c\u0103, \u00een lumea asta dur\u0103, singurul mod \u00een care po\u0163i fi remarcat e s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i afirmi tu singur individualitatea.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">Prin urmare, \u00eencepu s\u0103 emit\u0103 parfumul s\u0103u distinctiv.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u015ei emise. \u015ei iar emise.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">Era un plan care nu avea cum s\u0103 dea gre\u015f.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u2013<span lang=\"ro-RO\">Futu-i zacusca m\u0103-sii! exclam\u0103 studentul \u00eentr-o zi, d\u00e2nd \u00eennebunit de iz cu genunchiul \u00een u\u015fa frigiderului. Mi-a parfumat toat\u0103 casa!<\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">Borcanul cu Zacusc\u0103 nu mai v\u0103zu niciodat\u0103 via\u0163a de apoi de dincolo de u\u015fa misterioas\u0103. \u00cen schimb, fu aruncat cu totul pe geam, departe, departe, sp\u0103rg\u00e2ndu-se \u00een mii de buc\u0103\u0163i minuscule \u015fi mirositoare, pe care p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi c\u00e2inii str\u0103zii le evitau \u0163in\u00e2ndu-se de nas \u015fi exclam\u00e2nd:<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u2013<span lang=\"ro-RO\">Ce vagabond! 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