{"id":36,"date":"2013-05-24T16:35:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T13:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=36"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:47:15","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:47:15","slug":"studentul-si-eroina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/studentul-si-eroina\/","title":{"rendered":"Studentul \u015fi eroina [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\">St\u0103team pe terasa facult\u0103\u0163ii \u015fi fumam a patra \u0163igar\u0103 din diminea\u0163a aia, scurs pe banc\u0103 \u015fi cu capul pe spate, c\u00e2nd \u00een cer s-a produs o gaur\u0103, din care a c\u0103zut destul de dureros o duduie \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 sumar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">M-a\u0163i chemat, tinere cavaler \u2014 zise ea, \u015fterg\u00e2ndu-\u015fi hainele de praf (\u00een urma impactului, r\u0103m\u0103sese un mini-crater \u00een finisajul de ceramic\u0103 al terasei. Hmmm.) Serviciile mele \u00ee\u0163i stau la dispozi\u0163ie \u00een totalitate \u00een r\u0103zboiul \u00eempotriva elfilor nordici! \u00cempreun\u0103 \u00eei vom \u00eenvinge pe nemernici!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u00a0<span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\">M-am uitat la dud\u0103 mai atent (p\u0103rea c\u0103 arat\u0103 ca o eroin\u0103 cli\u015feic\u0103 din nu \u015ftiu ce RPG fantasy), dup\u0103 care i-am zis, c\u00e2t mai sictirit posibil:<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Uite ce e, miss Anti-elfi-de-la-nord-vest-la-nord-est. Dac\u0103 ar fi s\u0103 plec la r\u0103zboi, nici s\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti nu m-a\u015f duce cu tine. Armura ta \u2014 care parc\u0103 se termin\u0103 \u00eentr-un sutien la partea superioar\u0103 \u2014 e complet inutil\u0103. Oriunde ai primi o lovitur\u0103, o s\u0103 \u0163i se scurg\u0103 eforturile pe stern, apoi pe cutia toracic\u0103, apoi pe organele interne. \u015ei-apoi o s\u0103 mori \u015fi cu asta basta. Au revoire!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\">Mi-am \u00eentors spatele \u015fi m-am preg\u0103tit s\u0103 plec de acolo p\u00e2n\u0103 nu mi se complica via\u0163a \u015fi mai tare, c\u00e2nd duduia m-a prins de bra\u0163 \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi turuie disperat\u0103:<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Dar cavalere, tu e\u015fti cu siguran\u0163\u0103 Alesul. \u00censu\u015fi faptul c\u0103 distingi hibe \u00een tehnologia noastr\u0103 demonstreaz\u0103 asta. \u015ei \u00een plus, mi-ai invocat numele de trei ori!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Haaa? Zboar\u0103 de-aci, picato din stratosfer\u0103! Da&#8217; ce-s eu, satanist, s\u0103 invoc chestii?! N-am invocat nimic \u015fi pe nimeni!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Gre\u015fit, cavalere \u00eendoielnic! Te-am v\u0103zut de pe T\u0103r\u00e2mul de Dincolo cum te-ai rotit de trei ori \u015fi mi-ai spus numele: Du Thempi! Du Thempi! Du Thempi!<br \/>\n\u2014Ce&#8230;?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\">O secund\u0103 am stat acolo t\u00e2mp, \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 dac\u0103 nu e logic \u015fi firesc ca o tipes\u0103 c\u0103zut\u0103 din cer s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u015fi ceva neuroni s\u0103ri\u0163i \u2014 dup\u0103 care m-a apucat un r\u00e2s isteric.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">A\u015fa-i b\u0103, DU-TEM-PI. Chiar te-am invocat!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\">\u015ei asta pentru c\u0103, mai devreme, dup\u0103 ce Polonic \u2014 proful titular al cursului de ZBANG \u2014 m\u0103 prinsese copiind la examen, m\u0103 rotisem nervos \u00een jurul sculpturii abstracte \u00eenf\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u00e2nd doi genunchi de pe teras\u0103, fum\u00e2nd \u015fi zic\u00e2nd de fiecare dat\u0103 pe sub respira\u0163ie:<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Du-te-n pi\u2014&#8230; du-te-n pi\u2014&#8230;du-te-n pi\u2014!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\">A\u015fadar, chemasem f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vreau pe Z\u00e2na Restan\u0163elor la ZBANG, care acum m\u0103 privea cu o adora\u0163ie suprem\u0103 de fangirl, cam cum ar fi vrut Polonic s\u0103 fie privit de studen\u0163ii lui.<\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\">Am scos un oftat intern; trebuia s\u0103 \u00eemi abordez vocea de Cavaler Pro.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Domni\u0163a Du Thempi drag\u0103, r\u0103zboiul \u00eempotriva elfilor este, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, o chestiune serioas\u0103 \u015fi delicat\u0103, care trebuie g\u00e2ndit\u0103 strategic \u015fi cu foarte mare acurate\u0163e, ca un joc de Snake sau ca infiltratul \u00een coada de covrigi de la Petru. Eu din p\u0103cate \u00eenc\u0103 nu dispun de experien\u0163a \u015fi datele necesare pentru contraofensiv\u0103 (\u015fi m\u0103 tem c\u0103 nici netul nu prea m-ar ajuta \u00een domeniul \u0103sta \u2014 chit c\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti tot felul de tutoriale uber nerdy pe acolo), a\u015fa c\u0103 va trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 antrenez \u015fi documentez. Dumneata du-te pe T\u0103r\u00e2mul de Dincolo (ce cuv\u00e2nt vag, \u201edincolo\u201d; nu ave\u0163i \u015fi voi coordonate GPS?), iar eu te voi chema din nou c\u00e2nd sunt gata uns cavaler \u00een mod oficial de Brigada Anti-elfi sau cum m\u0103-sa \u00eei zice. Capisci?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Du Thempi m\u0103 privi \u00eenc\u00e2ntat\u0103 la extrem, \u00eencuviin\u0163\u0103 exagerat, \u00eemi oferi m\u00e2na s\u0103 i-o pup (i-am refuzat-o cu cea mai exasperat\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 posibil; cine \u015ftie ce bacterii superevoluate existau \u201edincolo\u201d?!), dup\u0103 care \u0163\u00e2\u015fni spre norii <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">cirrostratus cu cel pu\u0163in \u015faptezeci la or\u0103. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\">Mi-am scos o \u0163igar\u0103 pufnind \u015fi urm\u0103rind cu satisfac\u0163ie d\u00e2ra r\u0103mas\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\u2014<span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Du-Ten-Pi&#8230; bine c-am sc\u0103pat \u015fi de tine, duso. Acu&#8217; mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne doar restan\u0163a de la ZBANG \u2014 \u015fi celelalte \u015fapte restan\u0163e. 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