{"id":377,"date":"2015-02-22T17:08:04","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T15:08:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=377"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:39:28","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:39:28","slug":"nemurirea-in-pseudocod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/nemurirea-in-pseudocod\/","title":{"rendered":"Nemurirea \u00een pseudocod [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen dup\u0103-amiaza aia, Iavi m\u0103 g\u0103si pe spate pe canapea, cu privirea vag\u0103 \u00een sus \u015fi inhal\u00e2nd cantit\u0103\u0163i imense de opiu.<br \/>\n\u2013Santa Lola, iar ai depresie? Cine ce \u0163i-a mai f\u0103cut? Ce-ai mai p\u0103\u0163it iar de ai ajuns \u00een halul \u0103sta? s\u0103ri el ca ars \u015fi pe bun\u0103 dreptate; singura dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 v\u0103zuse fum\u00e2nd fusese \u00een cadrul deprim\u0103rii de ast\u0103-prim\u0103var\u0103.<br \/>\n\u015ei, p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 apuc s\u0103-i r\u0103spund, \u00eemi arunc\u0103 pipa c\u00e2t colo, \u00eenc\u0103 fumeg\u00e2nd \u2013\u015fi el, \u015fi ea<\/p>\n<p>\u2013Stai calm, doctore \u2013 i-am morm\u0103it, cu o u\u015foar\u0103 iritare. Nu-s depresat\u0103, din contr\u0103 \u2013chiar pot s\u0103 zic c\u0103 m\u0103 simt super bine. \u015ei c\u00e2nd te sim\u0163i super bine, nu stric\u0103 s\u0103 dai drumul la c\u00e2te un viciu \u2013 \u015fi doar viciul \u0103sta l-am deprins \u015fi eu dup\u0103 at\u00e2tea secole de stat \u00een Americi.<br \/>\nIavi nu p\u0103ru convins \u015fi nici nu-mi permise s\u0103-mi rezum datul de aere, prefer\u00e2nd s\u0103 deschid\u0103 geamul; l-am urmat \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, unde m-am a\u015fezat pe ve\u015fnicul scaun \u00eenalt de bar, s\u0103 fiu la aceea\u015fi cot\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013\u015ei? Ce te-a f\u0103cut a\u015fa super-iat\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103? m\u0103 chestion\u0103 I.I. curios.<br \/>\n\u2013N-a\u015f zice, de fapt, c\u0103 e o stare a\u015fa bun\u0103. Mai degrab\u0103 satisfac\u0163ie. Mai degrab\u0103 acceptare. Revela\u0163ie? \u00cen orice caz, \u00een\u0163elegere a propriei situa\u0163ii \u2013 i-am \u00een\u015firat eu incoerent, apuc\u00e2ndu-mi capul \u00eentre m\u00e2ini \u015fi oft\u00e2nd.<br \/>\n\u2013P\u0103i?<br \/>\n\u2013P\u0103i? \u015etii c\u0103 i-am cerut lui Lex s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e informatic\u0103, nu?<br \/>\n\u2013A\u015fa, \u015fi?<br \/>\n\u2013\u015ei! A pornit cu no\u0163iuni simple. Cu algoritmi. Cu structuri condi\u0163ionale, situa\u0163ii de atribuire, structuri repetitive \u015fi alte cele.<br \/>\n\u2013Nu-mi spune c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te faci inginer de calculatoare.<br \/>\n\u2013A\u015f putea. Dar las\u0103 asta. Ideea e c\u0103 azi am reu\u015fit s\u0103 realizez ceva crucial.<br \/>\nDoctora\u015ful b\u00e2\u0163\u00e2i nervos; se vedea c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi pierde r\u0103bdarea.<br \/>\n\u2013Dar explic\u0103-mi odat\u0103, om de ne\u00een\u0163eles!<br \/>\nAm luat un pix \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103-l ron\u0163\u0103i, l\u0103s\u00e2nd vreo trei secunde de g\u00e2ndire.<br \/>\n\u2013Ok. Fii atent. Mai \u0163ii minte c\u00e2nd am vorbit despre limitele trupului uman \u015fi care erau cele trei cauze care provocau moartea? Da? Bun. Po\u0163i s\u0103 mi le enumeri?<br \/>\n\u2013Logic. Limita de v\u00e2rst\u0103, limita de s\u0103n\u0103tate, limita de integritate.<br \/>\n\u2013A\u015fa e. \u00cen mod normal, trupul uman ar func\u0163iona la nesf\u00e2r\u015fit dac\u0103: a. Nu ar sl\u0103bi ca vlag\u0103; b. Nu s-ar altera pe interior \u015fi c. Nu s-ar dezintegra pe exterior. Ei, \u015fi eu am \u00eencercat s\u0103 aplic principiile \u0103stea \u00eentr-un algoritm logic, s\u0103 v\u0103d ce ob\u0163in.<br \/>\n\u2013A\u015fa. Cum?<br \/>\n\u2013S\u0103 lu\u0103m \u00een considerare \u00een principiu v\u00e2rsta, pe care o not\u0103m cu v. V exprim\u0103 etatea \u00een ani \u015fi e ini\u0163ializat\u0103 cu 0. C\u00e2t timp omul e \u00een via\u0163\u0103, v ia diverse valori pozitive; c\u00e2nd omul moare, v devine -1. m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti?<br \/>\n\u2013M\u0103 cam distrage pixul, dar da, te urm\u0103resc.<br \/>\n\u2013Bun. Limita de v\u00e2rst\u0103 se exprim\u0103 u\u015for \u00een func\u0163ie de v. S\u0103 presupunem \u2013prin absurd\u2013 c\u0103 fiec\u0103rui om \u00eei e dat s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 80 de ani. A\u015fadar, o prim\u0103 condi\u0163ie ca omul s\u0103 fie \u00een via\u0163\u0103 e v&lt;=80. Avem apoi limita de s\u0103n\u0103tate. Ce face, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, boala, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 gr\u0103beasc\u0103 procesul de \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nire \u015fi sl\u0103bire pe interior? Mi se pare logic ca, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd omul cap\u0103t\u0103 o boal\u0103 mai serioas\u0103, lui v s\u0103 i se atribuie o valoare, s\u0103 zicem, cu 1, 2, 5 sau 10 ani mai mare, \u00een func\u0163ie de gravitatea ei.<br \/>\n\u2013Interesant \u2013 din punct de vedere medical nu am privit boala niciodat\u0103 \u00een termeni a\u015fa simpli\u015fti, dar recunosc c\u0103 ai o oarecare dreptate.<br \/>\n\u2013Vai, mersi. Ok \u2013 mai departe. Ajungem la leziuni, r\u0103ni, arsuri etc. Dac\u0103 au o gravitate mai mare \u015fi sunt ireversibile se comport\u0103 ca bolile \u2013 adun\u0103 la v\u00e2rst\u0103. Dac\u0103 sunt u\u015foare le ignor\u0103m, se vindec\u0103 de la sine. Dac\u0103 sunt fatale \u2013 p\u0103i v devine -1, omul moare \u015fi se termin\u0103 algoritmul vie\u0163ii sale. Prin urmare, avem:<br \/>\nEXECUT\u0102<br \/>\n{bla bla<br \/>\nbla}<br \/>\nC\u00c2T TIMP (v&lt;=80 &amp;&amp; v!=-1),<br \/>\nunde bla bla reprezint\u0103 etapele esen\u0163iale ale existen\u0163ei umane: \u015fcolirea, cre\u015fterea, c\u0103s\u0103toria \u015fi ce mai vrei tu \u2013 exprimate ca rutine, adic\u0103 structuri repetitive.<br \/>\n\u2013F\u0103 o pauz\u0103, te rog! m\u0103 implor\u0103 Iavi, cu o expresie destul de frustrat\u0103. Explic\u0103-mi \u015fi mie cum se manifest\u0103 etapele \u0103stea.<br \/>\n\u2013Eh \u2013 p\u0103i, de fapt \u015fi de drept, toate sunt urm\u0103ri ale unor situa\u0163ii condi\u0163ionale \u2013 i-am turuit. De exemplu, cum spuneam cu \u015fcoala \u2013 verifici dac\u0103 v este cuprins \u00eentre 7 \u015fi 19 ani \u015fi c\u00e2t timp este adev\u0103rat, \u00eel m\u0103re\u015fti pe k \u2013 unde k reprezint\u0103 cuno\u015ftin\u0163ele acumulate. Mai apoi \u00een func\u0163ie de k ai alte condi\u0163ii, gen tipul de slujb\u0103 pe care \u00eel poate ob\u0163ine omul respectiv, alte repeti\u0163ii, alte atribuiri \u015fi tot a\u015fa. Oricum, ideea de baz\u0103 a algoritmului este c\u0103 at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t v respect\u0103 condi\u0163ia de a fi mai mic de 80, el va continua s\u0103 creasc\u0103 stabil cu c\u00e2te o unitate \u2013 p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, pac! S-a rupt firul.<br \/>\n\u2013\u015ei unde vrei s\u0103 ajungi cu asta?<br \/>\n\u2013Ceea ce \u0163i-am prezentat eu p\u00e2n\u0103 acum a fost un algoritm general, un algoritm al fiec\u0103rui om. Ce vreau s\u0103 discut\u0103m acum este algoritmul meu.<br \/>\nO expresie destul de crispat\u0103 se ivi pe fa\u0163a lui I.I.<br \/>\n\u2013Asta nu e de bine \u2013 pufni el a inconvenien\u0163\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013\u015ei chiar nu e. Ceva se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 la mijlocul structurii repetitive a vie\u0163ii mele, de am ajuns s\u0103 am o nemurire \u2013 o nemurire incomplet\u0103, \u00een\u0163elegi, \u00een care, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd mor, se revine la stadiul la care eram \u00eenainte s\u0103 mor prima dat\u0103 \u2013 \u015fi nici nu \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc?! Trebuie numai \u2013 trebuie s\u0103 identific tipul de gre\u015feal\u0103. \u015ei sunt trei cazuri posibile.<br \/>\nAm rostogolit pixul pe mas\u0103; Iavi \u00eel apuc\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepu involuntar s\u0103 se joace cu el.<br \/>\n\u2013Primul tip: condi\u0163ia de repeti\u0163ie nu e niciodat\u0103 fals\u0103. Asta s-ar putea \u00eent\u00e2mpla dac\u0103, spre exemplu, \u00een loc de \u201e\u015fi&#8221; s-ar pune \u201esau&#8221;. Exist at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t nu mor, prin urmare nu mor at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t exist. Asta se continu\u0103 la infinit \u2013 adic\u0103 tradus \u00een termeni simpli, c\u00e2t timp exist\u0103 universul, o s\u0103 exist \u015fi eu.<br \/>\nAl doilea tip, apoi: e posibil ca v\u00e2rsta limit\u0103 dat\u0103 mie s\u0103 fie imens\u0103, tinz\u00e2nd la infinit, deci s\u0103 dureze enorm de mult p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd v va fi -1. Plus de asta, se poate considera c\u0103, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd mor eu, v se \u00eentoarce la valoarea dinainte, prin urmare pe termen lung v tinde spre echilibru, spre condi\u0163ia de constant\u0103, ceea ce e \u015fi logic: nu am mai \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit de c\u00e2nd am murit prima dat\u0103.<br \/>\n\u00cen fine, \u015fi al treilea tip. E posibil ca algoritmul meu s\u0103 fie dat peste cap din start \u015fi condi\u0163ia de repeti\u0163ie s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 de-a face cu limitele deloc. De exemplu, dac\u0103 scriu<br \/>\nEXECUT\u0102 {via\u0163\u0103}<br \/>\nC\u00c2T TIMP v==v<br \/>\no s\u0103 \u00eensemne c\u0103 eu o s\u0103 exist at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t mi se continu\u0103 existen\u0163a \u2013 adic\u0103 iar\u0103\u015fi la nesf\u00e2r\u015fit.<br \/>\nM-am l\u0103sat cu capul pe mas\u0103; nu eram sigur\u0103 c\u0103 Iavi \u00een\u0163elesese vreo iot\u0103 din ce \u00eei spusesem; dar, prin faptul c\u0103 \u00eemi reverificasem procesul de g\u00e2ndire pas cu pas, \u00eencepeam s\u0103-mi clarific \u00eenv\u0103lm\u0103\u015feala din cap.<br \/>\n\u2013Nu \u00een\u0163eleg, Jinzo, nu \u00een\u0163eleg, z\u0103u! Pricep teoretic ce vrei s\u0103 spui \u2013 se \u00eencrunt\u0103 Iavi, concentrat \u2013 dar nu v\u0103d nicio aplicabilitate practic\u0103 \u00een rezolvarea problemei nemuririi tale. Care e marea revela\u0163ie \u00een tot ce mi-ai \u00een\u015firat acuma?<br \/>\n\u2013Marea revela\u0163ie \u2013m-am ridicat de pe scaun\u2013 e c\u0103 eu, p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, am crezut \u00eentotdeauna c\u0103 gre\u015fisem eu undeva \u015fi de aia nimerisem pe calea etern\u0103. Ca s\u0103 zic a\u015fa, consideram c\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00eemi identificam \u015fi rezolvam gre\u015feala, era posibil s\u0103 m\u0103 remediez. Acum mi s-a schimbat p\u0103rerea. Nu e vina mea. Eu sunt numai un parametru \u00een execu\u0163ie. Eu m\u0103 comport dup\u0103 instruc\u0163iuni. Eu urmez un \u015fir de mi\u015fc\u0103ri care, \u00een mod normal, mi-ar garanta o via\u0163\u0103 de om. \u00cens\u0103 nu o fac. Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu eu sunt gre\u015fit\u0103, ci mi\u015fc\u0103rile. Undeva s-a strecurat o gaf\u0103. Gafa asta m\u0103 duce la un cerc infinit ce trece prin acelea\u015fi etape. Gafa asta nu poate fi schimbat\u0103 de mine. Gafa asta e o eroare de design. Gafa asta apar\u0163ine Divinit\u0103\u0163ii \u2013 \u015fi numai Divinitatea o poate corecta. Eu nu am nicio putere asupra gafei \u0103steia. \u015ei acum te rog s\u0103 m\u0103 scuzi, dar \u00eemi recuperez pipa.<br \/>\nL-am l\u0103sat pe Iavi n\u0103uc, \u00een timp ce inhalam o nou\u0103 doz\u0103 de fum ame\u0163itor; constat\u0103rile toate m\u0103 obosiser\u0103; rezumarea vie\u0163ii mele drept o eroare crea\u0163ionist\u0103 \u00eemi storsese orice urm\u0103 de motiva\u0163ie.<br \/>\nNu era ca \u015fi cum nu \u015ftiusem p\u00e2n\u0103 acum c\u0103 existen\u0163a mea era \u00een plus; dar percepusem asta intuitiv, deductiv \u015fi, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, instinctiv. Niciodat\u0103 nu \u00eencercasem \u00eens\u0103 s\u0103 aplic raportul cauz\u0103-efect; \u015fi acum, c\u0103 vedeam c\u00e2t de bine se potrivea \u2013 m\u0103 cam treceau apele.<br \/>\nFumam \u00een lini\u015fte \u015fi complacere \u00een sine, dar cu o oarecare satisfac\u0163ie; deodat\u0103 \u00eens\u0103, m-am trezit cu un Iavi blegit \u00een fa\u0163a mea, chinuindu-se teribil s\u0103-mi transmit\u0103 un mesaj pe care nu \u015ftia cum s\u0103-l formuleze.<br \/>\n\u2013Dac\u0103 eroarea din construc\u0163ia ta a fost inten\u0163ionat\u0103? m\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103 el serios.<br \/>\nL-am privit sceptic\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013Adic\u0103 am tr\u0103it trei mii de ani cu un scop?<br \/>\n\u2013Yes. Exact. Inten\u0163ionat \u0163i s-a dat via\u0163a asta lung\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013Inten\u0163ionat ca s\u0103 ce?<br \/>\n\u2013Ca sa \u2013 nu \u015ftiu! Doar \u2013 doar inten\u0163ionat, bine?<br \/>\nDe data asta am pufnit cu cinism.<br \/>\n\u2013Inten\u0163ionat, da. Stai c\u0103 pricep. Da, s-ar putea s\u0103 am un scop. Scopul meu e s\u0103 fiu un contraexemplu. Scopul meu e s\u0103-i \u00eendrept pe cei care caut\u0103 nemurirea pe calea cea bun\u0103 \u2013 s\u0103 le zic \u201eS\u0103 nu ajunge\u0163i ca mine, copii!&#8221;. \u00cen\u0163eleg. Sunt ca r\u0103ul pentru bine: opus \u015fi necesar \u00een acela\u015fi timp.<br \/>\nNu m-am putut ab\u0163ine s\u0103 nu pufnesc autocritic \u015fi neconvins\u0103 de propria mea constatare.<br \/>\n\u2013Oricine m-a creat chiar n-a avut ce face.<br \/>\n\u2013Nu-i a\u015fa! Eu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam mai degrab\u0103 \u2013 \u00eencepu Iavi brusc, dar se opri \u00een acela\u015fi fel.<br \/>\n\u2013Spune.<br \/>\n\u2013M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam \u2013m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam\u2013 dac\u0103 nemurirea ta nu e un defect, ci o calitate? \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 ai ceva ce restul lumii nu are: experien\u0163\u0103. \u015ei trebuie s\u0103 \u00eempar\u0163i experien\u0163a asta cu noi. Nu e\u015fti un om blestemat, ci un om ales: \u015fi rolul t\u0103u e s\u0103 ghidezi omenirea.<br \/>\nAm r\u00e2s a binedispunere.<br \/>\n\u2013E\u015fti un b\u0103iat bun, Iavi.<br \/>\n\u2013Nu, vorbesc serios! Trebuie s\u0103 ne ghidezi pe to\u0163i, la fel cum ne-ai ghidat pe mine \u015fi pe Dora. Lumea are nevoie de tine! Ai o misiune pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt!<br \/>\nMi-am \u00eenchis ochii c\u00e2teva secunde; sunase \u00eembucur\u0103tor.<br \/>\n\u2013Frumos, doctore, dar nu-i a\u015fa \u2013 mi-am rec\u0103p\u0103tat instant energia din tonul de zi cu zi. La fel cum nu e adev\u0103rat nici c\u0103 sunt o eroare \u00een mi\u015fcare.<br \/>\n\u2013Ua \u2013m\u0103 faci s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n prostit. Cum de te-ai r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit?<br \/>\n\u2013E vorba de metodele de exprimare a diverselor concepte. De exemplu, \u00een logica algoritmic\u0103 pe care am folosit-o acum, condi\u0163ionalul nu putea lua dec\u00e2t dou\u0103 valori: adev\u0103rat sau fals, alb sau negru, unu sau zero. Ori universul, via\u0163a, omul nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 deloc a\u015fa. Mai apoi, infinitul este o no\u0163iune abstract\u0103, nu una concret\u0103, numeric\u0103; nu po\u0163i s\u0103-l define\u015fti prin mijloace finite; ar \u00eensemna c\u0103 define\u015fti numai o parte din infinit, parte care devine automat limitat\u0103. \u015ei, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit, via\u0163a nu urmeaz\u0103 ni\u015fte rute prestabilite \u015fi \u00een niciun caz nu depinde \u00een totalitate numai de deciziile luate de tine; intervine ceea ce se cheam\u0103 noroc sau soart\u0103 sau factor extern aleator, care nu poate fi controlat. Ca s\u0103 zic a\u015fa, pentru n oameni nu exist\u0103 n re\u0163ele independente de coordonate ale vie\u0163ii; ele se \u00eentretaie, se influen\u0163eaz\u0103 unele pe altele, uneori chiar se suprapun. Pricepi?<br \/>\n\u2013\u00ceh\u00ee \u2013 morm\u0103i I.I. cu ochii undeva \u00eenspre tavan, semn c\u0103 se g\u00e2ndea intens \u015fi reanaliza ceea ce auzise.<br \/>\n\u2013Eh, dac\u0103 pricepi, na-\u0163i \u015fi \u0163ie un fursec \u2013 am zis, \u00eentinz\u00e2ndu-i tava de pe mas\u0103.<br \/>\nIavi m\u0103 privi mai t\u00e2mp ca niciodat\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013\u00ce\u0163i ba\u0163i joc de mine?<br \/>\n\u2013Din contr\u0103, te tratez cu afec\u0163iune. E\u015fti pentru mine echivalentul unui c\u0103\u0163el sau al unei pisici pentru un om normal: \u00ee\u0163i spun tot ce m\u0103 fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103, dar numai pentru c\u0103 nu ai capacitatea s\u0103 \u00eemi r\u0103spunzi la acela\u015fi nivel \u015fi nici nu ai cum s\u0103-i spui mai departe altcuiva.<br \/>\nReplica \u00eei \u00eenchise gura doctora\u015fului vreo dou\u0103 minute, \u00eens\u0103 nu \u00eei opri razele vizuale incredule \u015fi pline de repro\u015f \u00eendrepate \u00een direc\u0163ia mea.<br \/>\n\u2013Nici tu nu e\u015fti cu mult mai presus intelectual \u2013 bomb\u0103ni el ofticat.<br \/>\n\u2013\u015ei totu\u015fi, fac parte din specia superioar\u0103. A\u015fa c\u0103 pot s\u0103 spun: bun b\u0103iat, Iavi, bun b\u0103iat. Acum \u015fezi \u015fi hai s\u0103 \u00eencepem un nou exerci\u0163iu de g\u00e2ndire.<br \/>\nAm avut suficient\u0103 considera\u0163ie s\u0103 renun\u0163 la pip\u0103 pentru doctora\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>***<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Poveste parte din seria <a title=\"Jinzo\" href=\"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/jinzo\/\">Jinzo<\/a>. 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