{"id":41,"date":"2013-02-21T22:27:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-21T20:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=41"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:47:59","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:47:59","slug":"zmeul-zmeelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/zmeul-zmeelor\/","title":{"rendered":"Zmeul zmeelor [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\">S\u0103 rezi\u015fti, pe termen lung, unor conversa\u0163ii cu cineva preten\u0163ios \u015fi umblat, \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 de 3000 de ani \u2013 a\u015fa ca mine \u2013 trebuie s\u0103 fi fost extrem de solicitant. Bietul Iavi d\u0103dea \u00eens\u0103 tot ce putea ca s\u0103 \u00eemi men\u0163in\u0103 interesul treaz. \u015ei, de\u015fi nu \u00eencercam s\u0103 par atoate\u015ftiutoare, se \u00eent\u00e2mpla s\u0103 cunosc c\u00e2te ceva cam despre 99% dintre subiectele pe care le aducea el \u00een discu\u0163ie.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Spre exemplu:<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Hei \u2013 \u00eemi zise \u00eentr-o zi, pe c\u00e2nd vizitam am\u00e2ndoi un acvariu \u015fi eu tocmai ron\u0163\u0103iam cornetul de la o \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103 cu fistic \u2013 \u015ftiai c\u0103 ilustrele caracati\u0163e au 130 de miliarde de neuroni \u00een cap, cu 30 miliarde mai mul\u0163i dec\u00e2t oamenii? Plus c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 trei cincimi sunt distribui\u0163i \u00een bra\u0163e!<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Aaa, dar stai s\u0103 vezi c\u00e2nd le tai un bra\u0163! O s\u0103 se \u00eendrepte singur spre m\u00e2ncare, dac\u0103 are \u00een preajm\u0103. \u015ei apoi o s\u0103-l aduc\u0103 acolo unde ar fi fost gura, dac\u0103 ar fi fost \u00eenc\u0103 ata\u015fat de corp. Am v\u0103zut odat\u0103 a\u015fa ceva! am r\u0103spuns cu entuziasm, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-l pe Iavi perplex.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Sau:<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Pfai. Ce cald e! Canicul\u0103, frate! Chiar, \u015ftiai c\u0103 no\u0163iunea de \u201ecanicul\u0103\u201d e str\u00e2ns legat\u0103 de Constela\u0163ia C\u00e2inelui?<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Normal! \u2013 aici l-am v\u0103zut cum se str\u00e2mb\u0103, dezam\u0103git. <i>Dies canicularae. <\/i><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Zilele de var\u0103 \u00een care turbeaz\u0103 c\u00e2inii, iar Sirius str\u0103luce\u015fte cel mai tare. De\u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 cauzal\u0103 direct\u0103, asociate cu valul excesiv de c\u0103ldur\u0103 din toiul lui iulie\/august!<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Ba chiar:<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Jinzo \u2013 mi se adres\u0103 el pompos, \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u015fi fixa cu un deget ochelarii pe nas \u2013 \u0163in s\u0103 te anun\u0163 c\u0103 exista c\u00e2ndva o mega-libelul\u0103 cu anvergura aripilor de 75 de centimetri! Tu \u00ee\u0163i dai seama?!<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Jum\u0103tate din \u00een\u0103l\u0163imea mea, huh.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Iar acum se estimeaz\u0103 c\u0103 o astfel de insect\u0103 nu ar putea s\u0103 zboare. \u015ei \u015ftii de ce?<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013\u00cemi \u00eenchipui c\u0103 erau alte condi\u0163ii atmosferice pe atunci \u2013 am zis eu, distrat\u0103, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-mi imaginez m\u0103g\u0103oaia mi\u015fc\u00e2ndu-\u015fi cele patru aripi \u015fi b\u00e2z\u00e2ind ca un motor stricat. Aer mai dens, umiditate mai mare, mai mult oxigen, \u015ftiu \u015fi eu\u2013<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Iavi deschise gura s\u0103 comenteze \u015fi o \u00eenchise la loc cu un p\u0103c\u0103nit destul de puternic \u2013 se vedea c\u0103 era dezam\u0103git la culme c\u0103 nu m\u0103 putuse \u015fi el surprinde nici m\u0103car cu asta.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Dar pic\u0103tura care a umplut paharul a fost alta.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"> Ne plimbam prin sta\u0163iune la voia \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rii, Iavi \u015fi cu mine \u2013 \u015fi jucam un joc al memoriei. Iavi \u00eel inventase. Spunea c\u0103 e spre binele meu. C\u0103, adic\u0103, m-ar fi ajutat s\u0103 re\u0163in tr\u0103s\u0103turile oamenilor \u2013 care mie \u00eemi ap\u0103reau ca o pat\u0103 difuz\u0103 \u2013 \u015fi mi-ar fi dat punctul de pornire de la care s\u0103-i individualizez. Inutil s\u0103-i repet c\u0103, de fapt, eu nu <\/span><i>voiam <\/i><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">s\u0103 deosebesc oamenii \u00eentre ei \u2013 dup\u0103 trei milenii de existen\u0163\u0103, ajunsesem la concluzia c\u0103, f\u0103c\u00e2nd abstrac\u0163ie de c\u00e2teva excep\u0163ii, to\u0163i erau la fel. Iavi \u00eens\u0103 pur \u015fi simplu nu voia s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 asta \u2013 sus\u0163inea clar \u015fi cu t\u0103rie c\u0103 aveam o anume afec\u0163iune medical\u0103 numit\u0103 <\/span><i>prosopagnosia \u2013 <\/i><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">sau a\u015fa ceva.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> A\u015fadar, ne plimbam prin sta\u0163iune la voia \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rii \u2013 \u015fi, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd trecea cineva pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 noi, eu trebuia s\u0103 i-l descriu lui Iavi c\u00e2t mai am\u0103nun\u0163it \u00een urm\u0103torul minut.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Vreo dou\u0103ji de ani, brunet, cu strat dublu de b\u0103rbie \u2013 turuiam eu plictisit\u0103, amintindu-mi fa\u0163a t\u00e2n\u0103rului care tocmai ne dep\u0103\u015fise. Avea un tricou negru pe care scria cu un magenta \u0163ip\u0103tor \u201eI&#8217;m fabulous\u201d.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Pantalonii?<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Alba\u015ftri cu dungi roz.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013\u00cenc\u0103l\u0163\u0103mintea?<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Adida\u015fi vechi de cel pu\u0163in jumate de deceniu.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Culoarea ochilor?<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Eee, culoarea ochilor&#8230; c\u0103c\u0103nie cu pic\u0103\u0163ele mov!<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u00cen mod normal, Iavi mi-ar fi f\u0103cut moral\u0103 c\u0103 nu luam exerci\u0163iul \u00een serios \u2013 \u015fi chiar m\u0103 a\u015fteptam la replicile lui mature \u015fi pline de responsabilitate, gata s\u0103-l iau peste picior. <\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u00cens\u0103 reac\u0163ia \u00eent\u00e2rzie.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> M-am uitat \u00een sus jum\u0103tate de metru, spre fa\u0163a lui Iavi \u2013 \u00eens\u0103 \u015fi el se uita \u00een sus, la ceva ce l\u0103sa o pat\u0103 colorat\u0103 pe cer.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Zmeu! zise el, \u00eenc\u00e2ntat. \u00cemi plac zmeele. Am avut \u015fi eu unul \u00een copil\u0103rie.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u015ei, p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103-mi dau seama, i-am zis \u015fi eu, pe cel mai degajat ton cu putin\u0163\u0103:<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Oooh, \u015fi eu aveam unul c\u00e2nd eram mic\u0103!<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Asta \u00eens\u0103 \u00eel c\u0103lc\u0103 pe Iavi pe nervi mai mult dec\u00e2t orice.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Aveai un zmeu \u2013 m\u00e2r\u00e2i el.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Da \u2013 i-am r\u0103spuns.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013\u00cen copil\u0103rie.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Dap.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013\u00cen Grecia Antic\u0103, acum trei mii de ani?<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Da \u015fi da!<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"> \u2013<\/span><i>Hipster.<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><i> <\/i><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u015ei Iavi m\u0103 privi de parc\u0103 eram un extraterestru hermafrodit supradimensionat venit s\u0103 distrug\u0103 lini\u015ftea omenirii.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013E\u015fti incredibil\u0103 \u2013 bomb\u0103ni el, scos din s\u0103rite. Vrei tot timpul s\u0103 ai tu ultimul cuv\u00e2nt, nu-i a\u015fa? Chiar dac\u0103 tre&#8217; s\u0103 inventezi pove\u015fti absurde pentru asta! Incredibil\u0103!<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Stai, ce?<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Iavi o luase \u00eenainte, \u00eenc\u0103 sco\u0163\u00e2nd sunete nearticulate. \u00cencercam pe c\u00e2t puteam s\u0103 \u0163in pasul cu el, dar deja alergam aproape la capacitate maxim\u0103.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Hei! Stai! am urlat \u00een urma lui \u2013 dar Iavi p\u0103rea s\u0103 fie mai predispus s\u0103 se duc\u0103 \u00eenot p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Triunghiul Bermudelor \u015fi \u00eenapoi, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 a\u015ftepte pe mine.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Z\u0103u a\u015fa, stai!<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013&#8230;juc\u0103rie de tip zmeu \u00een urm\u0103 cu c\u00e2teva mii de ani&#8230; auzi la ea&#8230; incredibil c\u00e2t tupeu&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Dac\u0103 stai, \u00ee\u0163i povestesc cum l-am primit! E destul de neobi\u015fnuit, chiar \u015fi pentru mine! am f\u0103cut o ultim\u0103 \u00eencercare \u2013 de data asta, cu succes.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Doctora\u015ful se oprise \u00een mijlocul drumului \u2013 o siluet\u0103 ridicol\u0103, cu un cap mai mare dec\u00e2t majoritatea.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Bun. S-auzim! \u00ee\u015fi trosni el degetele.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Ne-am oprit la o cafenea decorat\u0103, din motive care m\u0103 dep\u0103\u015feau, cu creaturi polare: vulpi albe, lemingi, ptarmigani, foci&#8230; <\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Iavi \u00ee\u015fi lu\u0103 un capuccino; eu cafea cu rom.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Fac eu cinste \u2013 zise el \u00een felul s\u0103u tipic de pompo\u015fenie, de parc\u0103 cine \u015ftie ce favoare monumental\u0103 \u00eemi f\u0103cea. Numai poveste\u015fte-mi.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> M-am uitat la el derutat\u0103; nu doar c\u0103 doctora\u015ful p\u0103rea sceptic, ci chiar \u00eenclinat \u00een \u00eentregime s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 totul e o fars\u0103. <\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u015ei-n plus&#8230; nici eu habar nu aveam de unde s\u0103 \u00eencep.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Alo. P\u0103m\u00e2ntul c\u0103tre Jinzo. Zmeu. Copil\u0103rie. Grecia Antic\u0103. D\u0103-i drumul. Acum! \u2013 m\u0103 readuse Iavi la realitate, speriind cu vocea sa categoric\u0103 doi tineri de la o mas\u0103 al\u0103turat\u0103.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"> L-am privit cu exasperare; \u00eemi era destul de greu s\u0103 intru \u00een atmosfer\u0103 aici, \u00een cafeneaua asta cu borcane cu ghea\u0163\u0103 pe policioare \u015fi cu pere\u0163ii vopsi\u0163i a z\u0103pad\u0103 \u015fi ger. \u00cencet, oft\u00e2nd \u015fi cu o mi\u015fcare calculat\u0103, mi-am \u00eentors capul spre afar\u0103, spre marea care se vedea \u00een dep\u0103rtare. Dup\u0103 care am \u00eenchis ochii \u015fi mi-am imaginat c\u0103 inspir aerul s\u0103rat, vr\u00e2nd s\u0103 sorb fiecare particul\u0103 de clorur\u0103 de sodiu \u00een n\u0103ri.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Era pe c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut prima dat\u0103 marea \u2013 am zis; \u015fi-n acela\u015fi timp mi-am dat seama c\u0103 nu \u0103sta era momentul de \u00eenceput.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Nu. Nicidecum.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013O cas\u0103. Asta \u0163in minte. O cas\u0103. Mic\u0103, simpl\u0103, dar surprinz\u0103tor de comod\u0103. Cu curte interioar\u0103.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Iavi ridic\u0103 o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103, p\u0103r\u00e2nd derutat de incoeren\u0163\u0103; dar nu-mi coment\u0103 nimic.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013\u015ei cu norme de igien\u0103 destul de ridicate \u2013 am pufnit, \u015ftiind c\u0103 asta \u00eei va atrage aten\u0163ia \u00een mod deosebit.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Serios? Nu era\u0163i plini de mizerie de-a lungul istoriei? m\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103 el sceptic.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Confunzi Antichitatea cu Evul Mediu \u015fi zona mediteranean\u0103 cu restul Europei. Dar revenind.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> M\u0103 \u015fi vedeam plimb\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 prin casa plin\u0103 de amfore, mari \u015fi mici, grase \u015fi sub\u0163iri, toate cu sigiliul produc\u0103torului pe ele.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Tata. Un tip scund, hazliu. M\u0103celarul polisului. \u00cen fine, m\u0103celar e impropriu spus. Tran\u015fa carnea animalelor aduse ca sacrificiu. O func\u0163ie semisacr\u0103, dac\u0103 vrei.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Marea, marea, marea&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Mama. O nemurit\u0103. M\u0103 rog, eu logic c\u0103 nu \u015ftiam asta pe atunci. Am \u00eent\u00e2lnit-o abia secole mai t\u00e2rziu din pur\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mplare \u015fi am recunoscut-o \u015fi atunci mi-am primit \u015fi explica\u0163ia. Dar oricum. Tata \u015ftia c\u0103 ea era o fiin\u0163\u0103 nemuritoare. O considera un fel de nimf\u0103. Ea \u00eens\u0103 \u00eei promisese lui c\u0103 va sta cu noi p\u00e2n\u0103 se va plictisi \u2013 ce no\u0163iune neobi\u015fnuit\u0103 pentru vremurile \u0103lea! Apoi va pleca s\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103toreasc\u0103.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Pe tejgheaua cafenelei se afla un urs polar \u00een miniatur\u0103, care parc\u0103 f\u0103cea cu ochiul, r\u00e2njind superior.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Cred c\u0103 aveam vreo \u015fase ani pe c\u00e2nd a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 plece. Divor\u0163urile erau destul de comune pe atunci.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Aici Iavi se l\u0103s\u0103 pe spate, privindu-m\u0103 de parc\u0103 tocmai i-a\u015f fi declarat c\u0103 \u201egravita\u0163ia e doar o teorie\u201d.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Z\u0103u? Chiar erau divor\u0163uri acum c\u00e2teva milenii?<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Divor\u0163uri au fost de c\u00e2nd au fost \u015fi c\u0103s\u0103torii, Iavi b\u0103iatule \u2013 l-am luat eu pe doctora\u015f la mi\u015fto.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Iavi ridic\u0103 din umeri rapid, dar nu insist\u0103.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Bun. Divor\u0163urile erau comune, \u00eens\u0103 numai din partea so\u0163ului. Ei am\u00e2ndoi c\u0103zuser\u0103 totu\u015fi de acord. Era \u00eenc\u0103 epoca homeric\u0103. \u015ei plin r\u0103zboi. Tata avea un picior beteag; nu se putuse duce. Dar majoritatea b\u0103rba\u0163ilor erau afar\u0103 din cetate. Prin urmare, femeile aveau ceva mai mult\u0103 libertate pe atunci \u2013 cel pu\u0163in, puteau ie\u015fi din cas\u0103. Asta a\u015fa, ca un mic context istoric.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Am sorbit o gur\u0103 de cafea; Iavi era numai ochi, urechi \u015fi spr\u00e2ncene ridicate.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Chiar \u015fi a\u015fa, era nemai\u00eent\u00e2lnit ca una s\u0103 plece singur\u0103 din cetate. Tata urma s\u0103 o duc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een port; se \u00een\u0163elesese deja cu cineva care pleca spre continent s\u0103 o ia \u015fi pe ea pe corabie. Noi eram destul de s\u0103raci. Nu aveam dec\u00e2t o sclav\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103, care c\u0103zuse la pat. R\u0103zboiul ne l\u0103sase \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 rude apropiate. A\u015fa c\u0103 m-au luat \u015fi pe mine cu ei.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Am sim\u0163it nevoia s\u0103 fac o pauz\u0103; Iavi ron\u0163\u0103ia un plicule\u0163 cu zah\u0103r, nep\u0103r\u00e2nd con\u015ftient de c\u00e2t de ridicol ar\u0103ta.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Am mers un timp nesf\u00e2r\u015fit de-a lungul zidurilor de ap\u0103rare. Tot restul vie\u0163ii, c\u00e2nd am avut de f\u0103cut drumuri lungi, mi s-a p\u0103rut c\u0103 \u00eel retr\u0103iam pe \u0103sta. Am trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 pia\u0163a civic\u0103&#8230; agora. Pe vremea aia nu era \u00eenc\u0103 acel mare centru de mai t\u00e2rziu, \u00een care se str\u00e2ngeau to\u0163i cet\u0103\u0163enii. Nici mie nu mi-a r\u0103mas \u00een minte ca fiind ceva extraordinar. Pia\u0163a comercial\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 mi-a pl\u0103cut. Deja era mult\u0103 lume, chit c\u0103 era devreme. Toate femeile s\u0103race vindeau zarvazat \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi pe mine era s\u0103 m\u0103 calce \u00een picioare una gras\u0103 de tot \u2013 cred c\u0103 am pl\u00e2ns destul de mult dup\u0103 asta. Dar ai mei mi-au cump\u0103rat ni\u015fte m\u0103sline s\u0103 m\u0103 potoleasc\u0103. \u0162in minte c\u0103 m\u0103 \u0163ineau str\u00e2ns de m\u00e2ini. \u00cen dep\u0103rtare, se vedea templul pe acropol\u0103. Mie \u00eemi era somn.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Somn sim\u0163eam \u015fi acum, st\u00e2nd \u00een cafeneaua polar\u0103 blestemat\u0103; sau mai bine zis, o oarecare scurgere de energie. Ce straniu; multe amintiri \u00eemi pierdusem de-a lungul secolelor, dar pe asta nu. \u015ei, mereu c\u00e2nd o invocam, mintea mea o retr\u0103ia cu aceea\u015fi \u00een\u0163elegere restr\u00e2ns\u0103 de copil de \u015fase ani.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Ok. Dup\u0103 nenum\u0103rate ore, am sim\u0163it&#8230; mirosul m\u0103rii. Pe\u015fte mort, scoici putrezite,alge, sare, lemn la ap\u0103, alde \u0103stea. Dar era minunat. Portul era plin de oameni. Lumea forfotea \u00een toate direc\u0163iile; nimeni nu avea timp de nimic. \u015ei erau at\u00e2tea vase! Bireme, trireme. Vase de transport. Mari, mici, imense. \u015ei&#8230; mai era \u015fi altceva. Un alt fel de vas.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> M-am oprit iar, dar de data asta, Iavi \u2013 care, dup\u0103 ce-\u015fi v\u0103rsase jum\u0103tate din zah\u0103rul din plic pe tricoul s\u0103u cu un desen cu o bucat\u0103 de ADN, renun\u0163ase la ron\u0163\u0103it \u2013 se aplec\u0103 \u00eenspre mine, nemaiput\u00e2nd de curiozitate.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Ce vas era?<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Am pufnit amuzat\u0103; acum \u00eencepea cu adev\u0103rat partea incredibil\u0103.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Era un vas care nu ar\u0103ta ca niciun altul. Avea multe p\u00e2nze colorate \u00een ro\u015fu \u015fi o form\u0103 cu totul aparte. Iar la bordul lui nu era nici sclavi, nici meteci, nici cet\u0103\u0163eni, nici nimic \u015ftiut de mine. Ci oameni mici \u015fi \u00eencrunta\u0163i, cu must\u0103\u0163i ascu\u0163ite \u015fi haine colorate. Asiatici.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Asiatici? Z\u0103u? Tu \u00ee\u0163i dai seama ca trebuie s\u0103 fi ocolit jum\u0103tate din glob ca s\u0103 ajung\u0103 acolo?<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Scepticismul revenise pe fa\u0163a doctora\u015fului; p\u0103rea s\u0103 se asorteze perfect cu ursul polar de pe tejghea.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\"><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u2013Eu \u00ee\u0163i spun exact ceea ce am v\u0103zut. Habar nu am cum ajunseser\u0103 pe acolo, de\u015fi cel mai probabil voiau numai s\u0103 efectueze schimburi comerciale \u2013 \u015fi Mediterana era o pia\u0163\u0103 excelent\u0103. Aduseser\u0103 mirodenii, m\u0103tase \u015fi tot felul de alte chestii specifice lor. Dac\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0163i convine varianta asta, se prea poate s\u0103 fi venit \u015fi numai pentru ea. Pentru mama, adic\u0103. Oricum, cu ei a plecat. Se urcase la bord, \u00eenso\u0163it\u0103 de unul dintre ei. Eu \u00eencepusem s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng de mama focului \u015fi, ca s\u0103 mearg\u0103 treaba prost, toat\u0103 lumea din port se holba la mine. Deodat\u0103, m-am trezit c\u0103 a ap\u0103rut un g\u0103lbejit \u00een fa\u0163a mea. Mi-a ar\u0103tat tot felul de juc\u0103rii colorate. Titireze, p\u0103pu\u015fi, care. Din \u0103stea mai v\u0103zusem \u015fi eu, a\u015fa c\u0103 m-am pus pe bocit \u015fi mai tare. Apoi a scos&#8230; zmeul. Un zmeu albastru azur, din p\u00e2nz\u0103 de in. Nimeni \u00een jur nu mai avusese de a face cu un zmeu p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci. L-am privit \u00een\u0103l\u0163\u00e2ndu-se \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103 r\u00e2d. Tata s-a tocmit vreo jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 pentru el. A trebuit s\u0103-\u015fi dea la schimb cu\u0163itul cu m\u00e2ner sculptat de el \u00eensu\u015fi \u2013 pe care \u00eel avea oriunde cu el, de c\u00e2nd \u00eel \u015ftiam eu.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Terminasem cafeaua de ceva timp; Iavi f\u0103cu semn chelnerului s\u0103 ne aduc\u0103 nota.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013\u015ei ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat cu el? Cu zmeul, adic\u0103?<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013P\u0103i \u2013 l-am f\u0103cut praf destul de repede. \u015ei apoi m-a ajutat Aspasia \u2013 sclava noastr\u0103 \u2013 s\u0103-l repar. \u015ei apoi iar l-am f\u0103cut praf. \u015ei l-am reparat. \u015ei tot a\u015fa. Nu prea aveam loc prin gineceu \u015fi prin curte s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eenal\u0163. Uneori mai fugeam de acas\u0103 cu el \u015fi \u00eel \u00een\u0103l\u0163am prin p\u0103durea de pini \u2013 iar Aspasia nu \u00eendr\u0103znea s\u0103 m\u0103 toarne, tocmai fiindc\u0103 ar fi luat \u015fi ea ditamai biciuiala din cauza mea. \u00cen fine. C\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut cin\u015fpe ani \u015fi a trebuit s\u0103 m\u0103 m\u0103rit, l-am \u00eenchinat zei\u0163elor, al\u0103turi de celelalte juc\u0103rii.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Ai f\u0103cut CE cu el? m\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103 Iavi, incredul.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013L-am dus la templu \u015fi l-am dat drept ofrand\u0103 zei\u0163elor. A\u015fa era tradi\u0163ia. Trebuia s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i aduci toate obiectele dragi din copil\u0103rie. \u201eO, m\u0103rea\u0163\u0103 Atena, prime\u015fte tu, zei\u0163\u0103, de la mine, Jinzo, drept ofrand\u0103 zmeul pe care l-am f\u0103cut zob \u00eentr-un nuc pe la \u015fapte ani&#8230;\u201d sau vreo balivern\u0103 de genul \u0103sta. <\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Dar nu \u0163i se spunea Jinzo pe atunci, nu?<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Mdaa, dar ce relevan\u0163\u0103 are?<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Cafeaua asta cu rom \u00eemi d\u0103dea impresia c\u0103 era rom cu cafea&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Num\u0103r\u00e2nd meticulos banii, Iavi pl\u0103ti nota; l\u0103sase fix 10% bac\u015fi\u015f.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013\u015ei morala este c\u0103?&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Nu e nicio moral\u0103! am m\u00e2r\u00e2it, ridic\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 de la mas\u0103.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> O foc\u0103 de plu\u015f se uit\u0103 ur\u00e2t la mine la ie\u015firea din cafenea. <\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Oxigen! Mare! Sare! \u2013 mi-am \u00eentins eu m\u00e2inile \u00een sus, inhal\u00e2nd puternic aerul; vorbisem mult prea mult despre trecut pentru o zi at\u00e2t de ancorat\u0103 \u00een prezent.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Ba eu cred c\u0103 e o moral\u0103! \u2013 se auzi Iavi de undeva din spatele meu.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> M-am \u00eentors spre el, enervat\u0103.<\/span><\/div>\n<div lang=\"ro-RO\" style=\"font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> \u2013Nu z\u0103u, Iaviri? \u015ei care, m\u0103 rog?<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span lang=\"ro-RO\"><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u2013C\u0103, de\u015fi acum e\u015fti o dihanie b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi lipsit\u0103 de empatie, ai fost \u015fi tu c\u00e2ndva om, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 un copil! z\u00e2mbi doctora\u015ful t\u00e2mp. Apropo, povestea are prea multe inconsisten\u0163e. Cum puteai folosi termenul de \u201ezmeu\u201d c\u00e2nd tu nici m\u0103car nu \u015ftiai ce implic\u0103 no\u0163iunea de zmeu? 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