{"id":43,"date":"2013-02-15T11:44:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T09:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=43"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:48:32","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:48:32","slug":"varza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/varza\/","title":{"rendered":"Varz\u0103 [Poezie]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Ast\u0103zi am m\u00e2ncat o varz\u0103.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Era mare, rotund\u0103, verde<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">\u015ei, \u00een general, un exemplar excelent al speciei sale de <i>Brassica Oleracea<\/i>.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">De aceea am m\u00e2ncat o varz\u0103.<\/span><br \/>\n<br style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\" \/><span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Ast\u0103zi am m\u00e2ncat o varz\u0103.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Din p\u0103cate, am avut o durere de stomac.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Sucul gastric se pl\u00e2ngea c\u0103 devenise mult prea acidulat.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 am m\u00e2ncat o varz\u0103.<\/span><br \/>\n<br style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\" \/><span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Ast\u0103zi am m\u00e2ncat o varz\u0103.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">At\u00e2t de tragic\u0103 mi s-a p\u0103rut experien\u0163a,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">\u00cenc\u00e2t am scris o poezie despre durerea lumii concentrat\u0103 \u00een consumul de varz\u0103.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">C\u0103ci ast\u0103zi am m\u00e2ncat o varz\u0103.<\/span><br \/>\n<br style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\" \/><span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">\u201eAst\u0103zi a m\u00e2ncat o varz\u0103!\u201d<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">A declarat un critic literar,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Impresionat p\u00e2na la lacrimi de simbolismul subtil \u015fi ascuns al frazei<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Cu m\u00e2ncatul de varz\u0103.<\/span><br \/>\n<br style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\" \/><span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">\u201eEul poetic este el \u00eensu\u015fi o varz\u0103!\u201d,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Au declarat adep\u0163ii criticului literar,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Impresiona\u0163i \u015fi ei de discursul maestrului lor pe tema \u201eE\u015fti ceea ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci\u201d.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">C\u0103ci doar cu to\u0163ii m\u00e2nc\u0103m varz\u0103.<\/span><br \/>\n<br style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\" \/><span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Ast\u0103zi e\u015fti tu \u00eensu\u0163i o varz\u0103<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Pentru c\u0103 nu \u015ftii s\u0103 apreciezi<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Geniul profund, magnific \u015fi \u00eempurpurat ascuns \u00een aceste supreme \u015fi pline de profunzime<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">Versuri despre m\u00e2ncatul verzei.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #fffffa; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;\">***<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"background-color: #d3dfd1; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;\"><i>Scrisa prin ianuarie 2011. 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