{"id":463,"date":"2015-04-09T15:46:10","date_gmt":"2015-04-09T12:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=463"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:37:11","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:37:11","slug":"463","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/463\/","title":{"rendered":"Vecinii mei de sus [Poezie]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vecinii mei de sus<br \/>\nM\u0103 sperie nespus.<br \/>\nTr\u0103iesc mereu cu teama mea<br \/>\nC-or da o gaur\u0103-n podea.<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>C\u0103ci noaptea pare c\u0103-\u015fi propun<br \/>\n(Dar e secret tot ce v\u0103 spun)<br \/>\nS\u0103 simuleze-n tain\u0103, frate,<br \/>\nFor\u0163e seismice &#8211; pe toate!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cencearc\u0103 \u00eencovoietoare<br \/>\n\u015ei axiale, t\u0103ietoare<br \/>\n\u015ei-apoi \u015fi de torsiune<br \/>\n\u015ei patul \u00eendur\u0103 &#8211; minune!<\/p>\n<p>Dar auzind de dedesubt<br \/>\nMie-mi pare cam abrupt,<br \/>\nCam dur experimentul tot<br \/>\n(Acustic s\u0103-l suport nu pot!)<\/p>\n<p>De dragul \u015ftiin\u0163ei, nu-i frumos<br \/>\nS\u0103 renun\u0163i la-a\u015fa experiment pompos,<br \/>\nEu \u00eens\u0103 le-a\u015f recomanda<br \/>\nS\u0103 creasc\u0103 rigiditatea!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>True story<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Imaginea e de pe cliparts.co<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share!<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-463\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/463\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-463\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/463\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/463\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-463\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/463\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pocket\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-pocket sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/463\/?share=pocket\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pocket\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20Vecinii%20mei%20de%20sus%20%5BPoezie%5D&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maribranze.ro%2Fmaribranze%2F463%2F&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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