{"id":5,"date":"2014-07-09T20:36:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-09T17:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=5"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:42:24","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:42:24","slug":"lenea-la-tuns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/lenea-la-tuns\/","title":{"rendered":"Lenea la tuns [Poezie]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lenea a plecat la tuns<br \/>\nCu p\u0103r lung, lung nespus.<br \/>\n\u015ei cum Lenea la tuns s-a dus,<br \/>\nA strigat: &#8220;E de ajuns!<br \/>\nEu doresc c\u0103rare-n dreapta<br \/>\n\u015ei la v\u00e2rf t\u0103iat. \u015ei gata!<br \/>\nNu doresc nici s\u0103-l vopsesc,<br \/>\nNici s\u0103-l sp\u0103l, s\u0103-l dichisesc;<br \/>\nNici discount eu nu mai vreau,<br \/>\nNici coafat. Z\u0103u, nu mai stau!<br \/>\nConversa\u0163ie? Nu. Ioc!<br \/>\nV\u00e2rful tuns. \u015ei gata. Poc!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei cum Lenea a plecat,<br \/>\nP\u0103rul i s-a \u015fi-ncurcat,<br \/>\nP\u0103l\u0103ria i-a cedat<br \/>\n\u015ei salonu&#8217;-a explodat.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><i>Acum vreo dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni am mers la tuns cu amica mea Lenea. <\/i><\/p>\n<p><em>Imaginea e de pe pixabay.com<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share!<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-5\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/lenea-la-tuns\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-5\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/lenea-la-tuns\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/lenea-la-tuns\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-5\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/lenea-la-tuns\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pocket\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-pocket sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/lenea-la-tuns\/?share=pocket\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pocket\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20Lenea%20la%20tuns%20%5BPoezie%5D&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maribranze.ro%2Fmaribranze%2Flenea-la-tuns%2F&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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