{"id":52,"date":"2012-11-28T21:37:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-28T19:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=52"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:49:27","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:49:27","slug":"caramida-studenta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/caramida-studenta\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103r\u0103mida student\u0103 [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Era odat\u0103 o C\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 care se g\u00e2ndea foarte serios la viitorul s\u0103u, a\u015fa c\u0103 voia s\u0103 aib\u0103 studii superioare. \u00centr-o zi, pe c\u00e2nd mergea la un curs de afaceri, a dat lut \u00een nas cu proful de economie, un ins gras \u015fi altruist care \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163ea bomboane cu alcool tuturor studen\u0163ilor prezen\u0163i la propriul curs (de obicei, nu mai mult de \u015fase). Proful Econovici \u2013 care nu o v\u0103zuse pe C\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 dec\u00e2t la primul curs, dar o \u0163inuse minte datorit\u0103 texturii sale poroase \u2013 o salut\u0103 cu entuziasm \u015fi scoase din geanta sa de voiaj (cu care se deplase \u00een permanen\u0163\u0103 oriunde) o cutie cu Suchardine de coniac.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013Poftim, p\u0103pu\u015f\u0103 \u2013 zise el sexy, rotindu-\u015fi cu un deget \u015fuvi\u0163a de p\u0103r de deasupra urechii \u015fi de dedesubtul cheliei plasat\u0103 central.<br \/>\n C\u0103r\u0103mida sim\u0163i cum se tope\u015fte cu totul \u2013 at\u00e2t sub puterea vocii lui Econovici, c\u00e2t \u015fi sub influen\u0163a alcoolului. Nu era \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 dec\u00e2t cu o frunz\u0103 de ar\u0163ar \u2013 frunzele erau foarte la mod\u0103 printre Materialele de Construc\u0163ii Studente \u2013 dar \u00eei zbur\u0103 c\u00e2t ai zice \u201emodul\u201d. De ru\u015fine \u00eens\u0103, C\u0103r\u0103mida \u00eempietri acolo, \u00een holul facult\u0103\u0163ii, sub privirile mirate ale lui Econovici.<br \/>\n \u2013Ei, tot aveam nevoie de ceva cu care s\u0103 umplu golul care mi-a ap\u0103rut \u00een peretele de la baie \u2013 zise proful, ridic\u00e2nd din umeri.<br \/>\n \u015ei o zidi la el acas\u0103, unde C\u0103r\u0103mida r\u0103mase pe vecie, nemaicontinu\u00e2ndu-\u015fi vreodat\u0103 studiile.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p><i>Scris la un curs de perspectiv\u0103 \u00een anul 2, bazat pe urm\u0103toarele prompturi:<\/i><br \/>\n<em>altruist<\/em><br \/>\n<em>afaceri<\/em><br \/>\n<em>c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103<\/em><br \/>\n<em>p\u0103pu\u015f\u0103<\/em><br \/>\n<em>gras<\/em><br \/>\n<em>curs<\/em><br \/>\n<em>frunz\u0103\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Imaginea e de pe http:\/\/www.clker.com\/<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share!<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-52\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/caramida-studenta\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-52\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/caramida-studenta\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/caramida-studenta\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-52\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/caramida-studenta\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pocket\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-pocket sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/caramida-studenta\/?share=pocket\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pocket\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20C%C4%83r%C4%83mida%20student%C4%83%20%5BProz%C4%83%20scurt%C4%83%5D&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maribranze.ro%2Fmaribranze%2Fcaramida-studenta%2F&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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