{"id":524,"date":"2015-06-11T14:57:07","date_gmt":"2015-06-11T11:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=524"},"modified":"2019-07-19T22:48:14","modified_gmt":"2019-07-19T19:48:14","slug":"impresiile-unui-inginer-despre-facultatea-de-arhitectura-constatate-de-domnul-m-dupa-10-minute-de-stat-in-holul-de-la-intrare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/impresiile-unui-inginer-despre-facultatea-de-arhitectura-constatate-de-domnul-m-dupa-10-minute-de-stat-in-holul-de-la-intrare\/","title":{"rendered":"Impresiile unui inginer despre Facultatea de Arhitectur\u0103 (constatate de domnul M. dup\u0103 10 minute de stat \u00een holul de la intrare)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ce mult\u0103 lume fuge.<br \/>\nDe ce v\u0103 gr\u0103bi\u0163i to\u0163i?<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\nPredare? P\u0103i nu s-a terminat acum 10 minute? La ce v\u0103 mai duce\u0163i?<br \/>\nCe de chestii car\u0103 unii!<br \/>\n\u00cencep s\u0103 disting ni\u015fte tipologii de studen\u0163i&#8230;<br \/>\nOamenii care fug dispera\u0163i pe sc\u0103ri sau spre lift.<br \/>\nOamenii care car\u0103 tuburi \u015fi foi \u015fi machete. Cum pute\u0163i s\u0103 c\u0103ra\u0163i at\u00e2ta? La noi \u00ee\u0163i ajunge un rucsac cu un laptop.<br \/>\nO groaz\u0103 de fete!<br \/>\nMul\u0163i hipsteri.<br \/>\n(Definitely hipsteri).<br \/>\nLume super fashion. Nu \u00een\u0163eleg, dac\u0103 de abia ave\u0163i timp s\u0103 dormi\u0163i, cum s\u0103 mai fashion?<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Ce super contrast e \u00eentre profi \u015fi studen\u0163i!<br \/>\nP\u0103i profii trec a\u015fa, de parc\u0103 se plimb\u0103. Nici nu \u00eei bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 pe studen\u0163i. \u0102ia s\u0103racii fug ca dispera\u0163ii, ceilal\u0163i n-au treab\u0103, sunt a\u015fa relaxa\u0163i.<br \/>\n(La noi profii trec prin facultate cu o treab\u0103, nu la plimbare. \u015ei \u00een acela\u015fi ritm cu studen\u0163ii. Se salut\u0103, stau de vorb\u0103&#8230; profii vo\u015ftri \u00eemi amintesc de ceva \u015fi nu \u015ftiu de ce.)<br \/>\nCred c\u0103 oricum e o chestie de arte, v\u0103 uita\u0163i \u00een sus la ei de parc\u0103 ar fi mae\u015ftri ceva.<\/p>\n<p>Tavanul \u0103sta e prea jos pentru c\u00e2t de mare e sala!<br \/>\n\u015ei e a\u015fa inutil spa\u0163iul de la intrare. V\u0103d c\u00e2teva direc\u0163ii. Oamenii fug spre lift, sc\u0103ri, sau u\u015fa asta din st\u00e2nga&#8230; cu restul spa\u0163iului ce face\u0163i?<br \/>\nMph, super inefficient.<\/p>\n<p>A, gata! Mi-am dat seama! Profii vo\u015ftri \u00eemi amintesc de secretare.<br \/>\nP\u0103i ele pleac\u0103 la pr\u00e2nz a\u015fa, la plimbare.<br \/>\nF\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 inspire c\u0103 ar fi parte din corpul didactic&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Serios, de ce v\u0103 gr\u0103bi\u0163i to\u0163i at\u00e2ta?!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Imaginea e de pe clker.com<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share!<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-524\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/impresiile-unui-inginer-despre-facultatea-de-arhitectura-constatate-de-domnul-m-dupa-10-minute-de-stat-in-holul-de-la-intrare\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-524\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/impresiile-unui-inginer-despre-facultatea-de-arhitectura-constatate-de-domnul-m-dupa-10-minute-de-stat-in-holul-de-la-intrare\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/impresiile-unui-inginer-despre-facultatea-de-arhitectura-constatate-de-domnul-m-dupa-10-minute-de-stat-in-holul-de-la-intrare\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-524\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/impresiile-unui-inginer-despre-facultatea-de-arhitectura-constatate-de-domnul-m-dupa-10-minute-de-stat-in-holul-de-la-intrare\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pocket\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-pocket sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/impresiile-unui-inginer-despre-facultatea-de-arhitectura-constatate-de-domnul-m-dupa-10-minute-de-stat-in-holul-de-la-intrare\/?share=pocket\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pocket\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20Impresiile%20unui%20inginer%20despre%20Facultatea%20de%20Arhitectur%C4%83%20%28constatate%20de%20domnul%20M.%20dup%C4%83%2010%20minute%20de%20stat%20%C3%AEn%20holul%20de%20la%20intrare%29&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maribranze.ro%2Fmaribranze%2Fimpresiile-unui-inginer-despre-facultatea-de-arhitectura-constatate-de-domnul-m-dupa-10-minute-de-stat-in-holul-de-la-intrare%2F&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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