{"id":54,"date":"2012-11-13T17:51:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-13T15:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=54"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:49:51","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:49:51","slug":"linia-infranta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/linia-infranta\/","title":{"rendered":"Linia (\u00een)fr\u00e2nt\u0103 [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"
A fost odat\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103 o Linie fr\u00e2nt\u0103 care dorea s\u0103 fie dinamic\u0103. At\u00e2t de dinamic\u0103 voia s\u0103 ajung\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 poat\u0103 s\u0103 se unduiasc\u0103 din centrul spre col\u0163ul paginii, ca un cablu de telefon din anii ’90. Pentru asta, \u015fi-a propus s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e s\u0103 sar\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 \u015fi-a c\u0103utat drept mentor o broasc\u0103.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Din nefericire, din cauza unor ne\u00een\u0163elegeri cladistice, cuv\u00e2ntul \u201ebroasc\u0103\u201d ajunsese s\u0103 denumeasc\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 un ordin \u00eentreg al amfibienilor (la care se ad\u0103uga \u015fi omonimia prin care se desemna un oarece element de t\u00e2mpl\u0103rie) \u015fi un ordin \u00eentreg de reptile: broa\u015ftele \u0163estoase. Iar Linia, nefiind un zoolog, nimerise la o asemenea broasc\u0103 \u2013 \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 una b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de 113 ani, 6 luni, 3 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi 4 zile!<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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\u2013Stimat\u0103 doamn\u0103 \u2013 zise Linia zigzag\u00e2ndu-se c\u00e2t putea de politicos \u2013 \u00eemi pute\u0163i explica \u015fi mie cum se sare?<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
\u0162estoasa c\u0103sc\u0103 ad\u00e2nd, se mi\u015fc\u0103 un milimetru la st\u00e2nga, ridic\u0103 pu\u0163in pielea de deasupra ochiului drept \u015fi zise:<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
\u2013S\u0103 sari! S\u0103 sari! Mare br\u00e2nz\u0103, s\u0103 sari! Nu \u0103sta e r\u0103spunsul vie\u0163ii! R\u0103spunsul vie\u0163ii este s\u0103 stai!<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Dezam\u0103git\u0103, Linia a\u015ftept\u0103 \u015fi a\u015ftept\u0103 un nou sfat, dar \u0162estoasa adormise deja. \u015ei dormea at\u00e2t de ad\u00e2nc, \u00eenc\u00e2t sfor\u0103iturile sale \u00eei transmiteau expira\u0163ia la viteza de 45km<\/span>\/<\/span>h, vitez\u0103 la care Linia fu luat\u0103 pe sus, transportat\u0103 deasupra \u00een\u0103l\u0163imii privirii de 1.75 m de la care se construie\u015fte o perspectiv\u0103 \u00een mod uzual la Facultatea de Arhitectur\u0103 \u015fi, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit, izbit\u0103 de trunchiul metalic al unui st\u00e2lp de iluminat cu LEDuri.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
\u2013Nu mi-am dorit dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fiu \u015fi eu sinuoas\u0103 \u015fi frumoas\u0103 \u2013 oft\u0103 Linia, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-se buc\u0103\u0163i.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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\u015ei se scurse pe asfalt \u00eentr-o mas\u0103 amorf\u0103, unduitoare \u015fi nedorit\u0103, cum e caimacul dintr-o can\u0103 cu lapte \u00een care vrei s\u0103 pui cereale Chocapic diminea\u0163a la micul dejun.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

Scris\u0103 la un curs de perspectiv\u0103, baz\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 pe urm\u0103toarele prompturi:<\/i>
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\n<\/i>br\u00e2nz\u0103<\/i>
\nbroasc\u0103<\/i>
\ncaimac<\/i>
\nsare<\/i>
\nlinie<\/i><\/p>\n

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