{"id":58,"date":"2012-10-07T20:14:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T20:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=58"},"modified":"2019-07-19T22:45:02","modified_gmt":"2019-07-19T19:45:02","slug":"balada-plansetei-furate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/balada-plansetei-furate\/","title":{"rendered":"Balada plan\u015fetei furate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am z\u0103rit-o pe Lipscani<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd de-abia mai aveam bani<br \/>\n\u015ei-am cump\u0103rat-o \u00eentr-un gest<br \/>\nDe pur arhitect \u00een manifest;<\/p>\n<p>Cu masa \u015fi volumul ei<br \/>\nM-am luptat de la Hanul cu Tei<br \/>\n\u015ei am c\u0103rat-o-n mod prostesc<br \/>\nNemaiv\u0103z\u00e2nd ce mai lovesc;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei-a rezistat la drumul mare<br \/>\nPe bulevard \u015fi \u00een parcare;<br \/>\n\u015ei-a rezistat \u015fi-n libr\u0103rie<br \/>\nD\u0103nd jos c\u0103r\u0163i de pe raft o mie;<\/p>\n<p>A rezistat \u015fi-n autobuz<br \/>\nCu c\u0103l\u0103tori privind confuz<br \/>\n\u00cen timp ce ea st\u0103tea solemn<br \/>\nPlan\u015feta mea m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de lemn;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei-am utilizat-o-n atelier<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd desenam un capitel<br \/>\n\u015ei-i f\u0103ceam umbre \u015fi lumin\u0103<br \/>\nPe plit\u0103, tor \u015fi pe echin\u0103;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei-am dus-o \u015fi pe coridor<br \/>\n\u00cen drum spre laborator<br \/>\n\u015ei-am sprijinit-o de perete<br \/>\nL\u00e2ng\u0103 un grup vesel de fete;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei m-am jucat \u00een Photoshop<br \/>\nD\u00e2nd copy, paste, edit \u015fi crop<br \/>\n\u00cen timp ce cineva tiptil<br \/>\n\u015ei-a \u00eensu\u015fit-o-n mod subtil;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei-am c\u0103utat-o-n disperare<br \/>\nF\u0103c\u00e2nd scandal \u00een gura mare<br \/>\n\u015ei acuz\u00e2nd \u00een mod perfid<br \/>\nPe orice vrednic individ;<\/p>\n<p>Dar n-o s\u0103 am niciun r\u0103spuns<br \/>\nDe\u015fi am c\u0103utat de-ajuns;<br \/>\nC\u0103ci eu \u015ftiu c-ai disp\u0103rut pe veci,<br \/>\nPlac\u0103 50 x 70.<\/p>\n<p><em>Acum un an pe vremea asta. 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