{"id":594,"date":"2015-09-24T13:08:12","date_gmt":"2015-09-24T10:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=594"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:34:52","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:34:52","slug":"romanta-sezoniera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/romanta-sezoniera\/","title":{"rendered":"Roman\u0163\u0103 sezonier\u0103 [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-o zi de var\u0103 ca asta (Doamne, ce ur\u0103sc vara), te-am chemat deoparte s\u0103-\u0163i \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u015fesc cel mai mare secret al meu: cum c\u0103 nu credeam \u00een teoria heliocentric\u0103. Pentru mine nu existase vreodat\u0103 Galilei; nu se putea ca lumea s\u0103 se \u00eenv\u00e2rt\u0103 \u00een jurul Soarelui. Lumea, sigur sigur, se \u00eenv\u00e2rtea \u00een jurul t\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd \u0163i-am zis asta, tu te-ai uitat la mine vag \u015fi de-abia dac\u0103 mi-ai r\u0103spuns printr-un \u201e\u015ei?&#8221;. Am presupus c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i era mintea afectat\u0103 de prea mult c\u00e2r\u00e2it de greieri sau de la pi\u015fc\u0103turile de \u0163\u00e2n\u0163ar, a\u015fa c\u0103 te-am scuzat \u015fi te-am mai am\u00e2nat p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een toamn\u0103.<br \/>\n\u00cen toamn\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea suferea de depresie din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 nu aveau \u00een prezen\u0163a cui s\u0103 produc\u0103 serotonin\u0103. Turna zilnic; odat\u0103, c\u00e2nd n-a avut niciunul dintre noi umbrel\u0103, \u0163i-am spus c\u0103 datorit\u0103 \u0163ie eu sunt scutit de meteodependen\u0163\u0103. Nici atunci n-ai \u00een\u0163eles.<br \/>\nPrim\u0103vara, peste fix jum\u0103tate de an, te-am asem\u0103nat cu un bulb de lalea m\u00e2ndru de perenitatea lui. Tu ai priceput ceva cum c\u0103 ai ochii bulbuca\u0163i. Te-am sictirit \u00een g\u00e2nd.<br \/>\nIarna ai venit tu singur\u0103 la mine. Mi-ai aruncat un bulg\u0103re \u00een cap c\u00e2nd m\u0103 chinuiam cu ciocolata cald\u0103 prea fierbinte pe o banc\u0103 \u00een parc. M-ai tot atacat \u015fi te-ai tot retras de fiecare dat\u0103 ca o mimosa pudica. Acum nu te mai \u00een\u0163elegeam eu.<br \/>\nDe abia peste fix un an ne-am nimerit am\u00e2ndoi unul pe altul cu bulg\u0103rii de z\u0103pad\u0103 drept \u00een frunte.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>***<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Scris\u0103 prin iulie 2010. 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