{"id":67,"date":"2012-08-19T20:53:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-19T17:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=67"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:51:48","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:51:48","slug":"rataciri-printre-traduceri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/rataciri-printre-traduceri\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u0103t\u0103ciri printre traduceri [Teatru]"},"content":{"rendered":"

Reclama la produs cultural – carte<\/p>\n

Drum de \u021bar\u0103. \u00cen fa\u021ba prim\u0103riei pompos decorat\u0103 cu steaguri ale Rom\u00e2niei \u0219i ale Statelor Unite stau trei personaje:<\/em>
\n\u2013Primarul, cu un ecuson pe care scrie \u201eMayor”;<\/em>
\n\u2013Badea Ghi\u0163\u0103, av\u00e2nd ortografiat gre\u015fit pe ecuson \u201etranslater”;<\/em>
\n\u2013\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea Viorica, cu un ecuson cu \u201eteacher”.<\/em><\/p>\n

Primarul (aranj\u00e2ndu-\u015fi important cravata): Abia a\u015ftept s\u0103 plece americanu’ \u0103sta. De c\u00e2nd ne-a anun\u0163at inspec\u0163ia, cred c\u0103 am \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit cu o sut\u0103 de ani. Dac\u0103 nu mi-or fi ap\u0103rut \u015fi fire albe…
\nBadea Ghi\u0163\u0103 (politicos, serviabil): L\u0103sa\u0163i, dom’ primar. \u00cel p\u0103c\u0103lim noi \u015fi pe american. O s\u0103 ias\u0103 bine, crede\u0163i-m\u0103 pe cuv\u00e2nt.
\nPrimarul (\u00eenc\u0103 preocupat de propriul p\u0103r): Te cred, m\u0103 Ghi\u0163\u0103 m\u0103. Da’ ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu-i traduci prostii. S\u0103-i zici a\u015fa cum \u00ee\u0163i zic eu, da’ mai \u015fmecher \u015fi elegant a\u015fa, cum le place americanilor.
\nBadea Ghi\u0163\u0103: Am \u00een\u0163eles, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i. \u015etiu eu s\u0103 m\u0103 exprim, doar am v\u0103zut at\u00e2tea filme de-ale lor.
\nViorica (\u00een\u0163epat\u0103): Dom’ primar, eu zic s\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u0163i pe mine s\u0103 vorbesc cu el. L-am auzit eu pe Ghi\u0163\u0103 cum pronun\u0163\u0103. Aia nu e englez\u0103.
\nPrimarul: Tu s\u0103 taci, Viorico. Te-am luat cu noi numa’ \u00een cazul \u00een care nu \u015ftie Ghi\u0163\u0103 vreun cuv\u00e2nt. S\u0103 nu te prind c\u0103 te bagi \u00een vorb\u0103 cu str\u0103inezu’.
\nViorica (ridic\u0103 din umeri, dar se ab\u0163ine s\u0103 mai comenteze).<\/p>\n

Zgomot de anvelope prin drumul pr\u0103fuit. Dup\u0103 o fr\u00e2n\u0103 brusc\u0103, dintr-o limuzin\u0103 coboar\u0103 americanul la costum, tu\u015find cu un aer superior. Primarul, Ghi\u0163\u0103 \u015fi Viorica se duc s\u0103-l \u00eent\u00e2mpine \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u00e2ndu-l \u015fi r\u00e2z\u00e2nd f\u0103r\u0103 motiv.<\/p>\n

Primarul (cu un accent imposibil): Uelcam, uelcam…<\/i> (\u015foptit): Ghi\u0163\u0103, zi-i tu mai bine, c\u0103 eu nu \u015ftiu mai mult de at\u00e2t.
\nGhi\u0163\u0103 (pronun\u0163\u00e2nd rar \u015fi \u00eencrez\u0103tor): Welc\u0103m. tu. aur. viligi!<\/i>
\nViorica (chicote\u015fte pe ascuns).
\nAmericanul: Thank you, thank you!<\/i> (Privind critic \u00een jur): Is this the town hall?…<\/i>
\nPrimarul: Ce zice, ce zice?
\nGhi\u0163\u0103: Zice c\u0103 arat\u0103 ca o hal\u0103. Prim\u0103ria noastr\u0103.
\nPrimarul (pu\u0163in enervat): Ca o hal\u0103, da? Ia invit\u0103-l tu \u00eenauntru. Zi-i c\u0103 vrem s\u0103-l binedispunem. S\u0103 vad\u0103 el ce avem noi aci. Hal\u0103, auzi!
\nGhi\u0163\u0103 (c\u0103tre american, la fel de ritmic): Mayer sayz cam insaid. We want aur guezt tu bi uel disp\u0103uzd<\/i>.
\nAmericanul (confuz): Sorry, could you repeat that part about the disposal of the guest?<\/i>
\nGhi\u0163\u0103 (r\u00e2njind t\u00e2mp): Cam wif az, cam.<\/i><\/p>\n

Grupul \u00eenainteaz\u0103 zgomotos \u00een\u0103untru.<\/p>\n

Primarul (ner\u0103bd\u0103tor): M\u0103 Ghi\u0163\u0103, poveste\u015fte-i, m\u0103, cum e cu comuna noastr\u0103. Spune-i lu’ \u0103sta c\u0103 noi suntem corec\u0163i \u015fi necorup\u0163i. Spune-i c\u0103 la noi nu se d\u0103 mit\u0103.
\nGhi\u0163\u0103 (oficial \u015fi acapar\u00e2nd tot aerul cu vorbele lui): Mizt\u0103r Americ\u0103n! Der is n\u0103u meat in aur viligi!<\/i>
\nAmericanul (nepl\u0103cut surprins): Oh my!<\/i>
\nGhi\u0163\u0103 (\u00eemboldit de la spate de primar): Der nev\u0103r u\u0103z!<\/i>
\nAmericanul: You don’t say!<\/i>
\nGhi\u0163\u0103: Ai spic tru!<\/i>
\nAmericanul (\u015fi mai \u015focat): You don’t say!<\/i>
\nPrimarul: Ce vrea, ce vrea?
\nGhi\u0163\u0103 (\u015foptind): Zice c\u0103 nu mai vrea s\u0103-i mai zicem de asta. Cred c\u0103 nu ne crede.
\nPrimarul (izbindu-\u015fi cu pumnii unul \u00een cel\u0103lalt): Al naiba de american, ce ne cite\u015fte pe noi! Tre’ s\u0103 schimb\u0103m subiectu’! Ce naiba s\u0103-l \u00eentreb\u0103m noi pe \u0103sta?!
\nGhi\u0163\u0103 (complice, \u00eenc\u0103 \u015foptind): Dom’ primar, nu vi se pare c\u0103 americanu’ are pupila v\u00e2n\u0103t\u0103? Dac\u0103 o fi bolnav?
\nPrimarul (mul\u0163umit, de parc\u0103 ar fi descoperit el particularitatea): Bravo, Ghi\u0163\u0103! Ia \u00eentreab\u0103-l de asta! Poate \u00eel impresion\u0103m \u015fi \u00eel lu\u0103m de partea noastr\u0103!
\nGhi\u0163\u0103 (confuz, \u00eentorc\u00e2ndu-se \u00eenspre Viorica, amuzat\u0103 \u015fi st\u00e2nd mai deoparte): Vioricooo! Cum se zice la v\u00e2n\u0103t\u0103?
\nViorica (prompt): Eggplant!
\nGhi\u0163\u0103 (m\u00e2ndru, b\u0103t\u00e2ndu-l pe um\u0103r pe american): Wai you hev eggplent piupil?<\/i>
\nAmericanul (pufnind): Excuse me, what exactly?…<\/i>
\nViorica (izbucne\u015fte \u00een r\u00e2s de-a binelea).
\nPrimarul (sup\u0103rat): Viorico, taci m\u0103! (C\u0103tre Ghi\u0163\u0103): Invit\u0103-l, bre, la mas\u0103! Sigur \u00eei trece lui de la m\u00e2ncare starea asta! Hai, hai, invit\u0103-l!
\nGhi\u0163\u0103: Mizt\u0103r Americ\u0103n! Cam eat uif az! Ui hev gud fud!<\/i>
\nAmericanul: But surely, if there’s no meat\u2013<\/i>
\nGhi\u0163\u0103 (zorindu-l): Cam, cam!<\/i>
\nGrupul dispare dincolo de o u\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n

Scena se schimb\u0103. La o mas\u0103 frumos decorat\u0103 \u015fi cu m\u00e2ncarea aproape pe terminate, Primarul \u015fi Ghi\u0163\u0103 stau ursuzi \u00eentr-un col\u0163, \u00een timp ce Viorica \u015fi Americanul discut\u0103 animat \u00een partea opus\u0103.
\nPrimarul (mu\u015fc\u00e2nd nervos un c\u00e2rnat): \u0162i-am zis eu, m\u0103 Ghi\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 vorbe\u015fti frumos cu el! Acu’ uite ce-ai f\u0103cut! Cine \u015ftie ce or fi b\u00e2rfind ei pe acolo!
\nGhi\u0163\u0103 (umil): Da’ eu i-am vorbit, dom’ primar! Ce s\u0103 fac dac\u0103 mai mult n-am \u015ftiut!
\nViorica (ceva mai \u00eencolo, b\u00e2nd vin cu americanul): And of course it is a pleasure dealing business with you, Mr. Foreigner. You can discuss with me whichever issues you encounter\u2013<\/i>
\nAmericanul (apreciativ): My, you sure are gifted, for a teacher in such a remote village!<\/i>
\nViorica (z\u00e2mbe\u015fte ironic, mai lu\u00e2nd o gur\u0103 de vin).<\/p>\n

Prim plan pe Viorica. \u00cen dreapta farfuriei ei, se vede o carte deschis\u0103 la o pagin\u0103 cu expresii conversa\u0163ionale traduse din rom\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een englez\u0103. V\u00e2nt puternic; paginile zboar\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd cartea se \u00eenchide \u015fi i se poate vedea titlul mare
\nGHID DE CONVERSA\u0162IE ROM\u00c2N-ENGLEZ PE \u00ceN\u0162ELESUL TUTUROR.
\nPrim plan pe titlul c\u0103r\u0163ii. Apar informa\u0163ii referitoare la produs \u015fi la felul \u00een care se poate comanda.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Am trimis lucrarea asta prin toamna lui 2010 la concursul Adliterra, sectiunea scenariu. [link]<\/a> Tema era reclama la un produs cultural inventat\/existent. Din moment ce nu a castigat, cred ca e ok sa o pun aici pe site.<\/i><\/p>\n

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