{"id":73,"date":"2012-03-03T12:05:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-03T12:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=73"},"modified":"2015-10-14T17:20:07","modified_gmt":"2015-10-14T14:20:07","slug":"branza-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/branza-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Br\u00e2nza #4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alt\u0103dat\u0103 \u00een autobuz. Super aglomera\u0163ie. Toat\u0103 lumea \u00een pozi\u0163ie de drep\u0163i. Miros de aer st\u0103tut.<br \/>\nDeodat\u0103, un mo\u015f c\u0103tre o tip\u0103 la vreo 20 \u015fi ceva de ani:<\/p>\n<p>MO\u015eUL: Domni\u015foara, d\u0103-te pu\u0163in mai \u00eencolo, te rog. Noi nu avem loc aici, dar tu ai acolo.<br \/>\nDomni\u015foara \u00eel ignor\u0103.<br \/>\nMO\u015eUL: Domni\u015foara, TE ROG FRUMOS s\u0103 te dai pu\u0163in mai \u00eencolo. Noi ne sufoc\u0103m aici.<br \/>\nDomni\u015foara \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eel ignor\u0103.<br \/>\nMO\u015eUL: Domni\u015foara, dac\u0103 nu te dai la o parte \u00een secunda asta, \u0162I-L AR\u0102T PE MICHAEL JACKSON!!! 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