{"id":74,"date":"2012-02-26T18:18:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-26T18:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=74"},"modified":"2015-10-14T17:20:18","modified_gmt":"2015-10-14T14:20:18","slug":"branza-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/branza-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Br\u00e2nza #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen autobuz.<\/p>\n<p>Un nene din spate: \u0162ara se duce de r\u00e2p\u0103! Ne pun \u0103ia s\u0103 pl\u0103tim impozite!<br \/>\nUn nene de la mijloc: \u015ei-n alte \u0163\u0103ri se pl\u0103tesc impozite.<br \/>\nNenea din spate: IMPOOOZITE! Impozite peste impozite!<br \/>\nNenea din mjloc: \u015ei pe vremea lui Cuza se pl\u0103teau impozite.<br \/>\nSpate: Ne-am s\u0103turat de impozite! 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