{"id":741,"date":"2015-01-26T14:04:58","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T12:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=741"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:40:01","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:40:01","slug":"furzapada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/furzapada\/","title":{"rendered":"Furz\u0103pada [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"

Scris cu vreo 6-7 ani \u00een urm\u0103. Din seria “Furabie, Creier de Vrabie”<\/a>. Extra de la Cotitura<\/em><\/p>\n

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Ningea cu ni\u015fte fulgi imen\u015fi \u00een diminea\u0163a de 6 ianuarie, \u015fi era ger, \u00eentuneric \u015fi pustiu; deja, holul era mult mai rece dec\u00e2t restul casei, \u015fi cred c\u0103 aveam o fa\u0163\u0103 relativ tragicomic\u0103 privind pe geam \u015fi g\u00e2ndindu-m\u0103 cu o triste\u0163e profund descurajant\u0103 la cum o s\u0103 fie drumul spre \u015fcoal\u0103 dup\u0103 o vacan\u0163\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cen spatele meu, Odeiton \u00ee\u015fi \u00eendesa bocancii cu \u015fireturile legate, \u00een timp ce Rheea, cu burta mai imens\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103, a\u015ftepta s\u0103-i dea m\u0103nu\u015file; erau am\u00e2ndoi adormi\u0163i, dar cu un poten\u0163ial energic de lumini\u0163e ascuns \u00een ochi.
\n\u2013Pa, Rei! zise el \u015fi o pup\u0103 pe obraz; apoi deschise u\u015fa \u015fi ie\u015fir\u0103m \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een mini-Antarctica de afar\u0103.
\n\u2013Pa, soro! i-am zis \u015fi eu \u015fi i-am f\u0103cut cu m\u00e2na; deja \u00eenghe\u0163asem.
\n\u2013Stai pu\u0163in \u2013 Toni, nu \u0163i-ai luat fularul, a\u015fteapt\u0103 aici s\u0103 \u0163i-l aduc de sus!
\n\u015ei Rheea disp\u0103ru \u00eenauntrul casei, mi\u015fc\u00e2ndu-se cu greutate; Odeiton s\u0103rea de pe un picior pe altul, sco\u0163\u00e2nd din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd c\u00e2te un \u201chuu!\u201d \u015fi privind aburii cum urc\u0103 straturile de aer.
\n\u2013Fraaate, ce-i cu gerul \u0103sta! se pl\u00e2nse el tremur\u00e2nd \u015fi cu m\u00e2inile \u00een buzunare; p\u0103rea gata s\u0103 prind\u0103 \u0163ur\u0163uri din clip\u0103-n clip\u0103.
\n\u00cemi era prea frig ca s\u0103-i r\u0103spund; \u00een plus, m\u0103 apucasem s\u0103 dau o tur\u0103 \u00een jurul casei, s\u0103 m\u0103 mai dezmor\u0163esc pu\u0163in.
\nAuzeam z\u0103pada cum \u00eemi sc\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2ia pe sub picioare; dedesubtul stratului proasp\u0103t \u015fi moale era \u00eenc\u0103 unul \u00eenghe\u0163at, dur \u2013 \u015fi era totul lini\u015ftit, rece \u015fi \u00eentins, a\u015fa c\u0103 am r\u0103mas surprins s\u0103 mai percep o mi\u015fcare.
\nEra o pisic\u0103 neagr\u0103 \u2013 crezusem c\u0103 numai oamenii ar putea fi destul de anormali c\u00e2t s\u0103 ias\u0103 \u00een toiul dimine\u0163ii, c\u00e2nd nici nu se luminase \u00eenc\u0103, din ad\u0103postul lor \u00een gerul \u0103sta uciga\u015f; \u015fi totu\u015fi, naiba \u015ftie din ce motve, era \u015fi ea pe acolo \u2013 l\u0103s\u00e2nd ni\u015fte urme minuscule \u00een albul proasp\u0103t uniformizat pe jos.
\nM-am aplecat, am zis \u201cpis pis\u201d, mi-am scos m\u0103nu\u015fa \u015fi am \u00eenceput s-o m\u00e2ng\u00e2i pe sub b\u0103rbie; era cald\u0103 \u015fi torcea.
\n\u2013Unde-i Randi? mi-am auzit sora de pe undeva, dinspre latura cealalt\u0103 a casei. Nici nu am apucat s\u0103-i zic succes la \u015fcoal\u0103!
\n\u2013\u00cei transmit eu, \u00eei transmit eu! \u00eei r\u0103spunse Toni<\/em>, dup\u0103 care i-am auzit pa\u015fii, \u00een timp ce venea \u00eencoace.
\nSc\u00e2r\u0163, sc\u00e2r\u0163! Pisica se sperie de zgomot \u015fi disp\u0103ru \u00een \u00eentuneric; m-am ridicat \u015fi mi-am scuturat z\u0103pada de pe geac\u0103 \u015fi de pe ghiozdan.
\n\u2013Ce faci aici? m\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103 Odeiton, nepricep\u00e2ndu-mi pozi\u0163ia ciudat\u0103. E t\u00e2rziu, hai s\u0103 mergem \u2013
\nVreo c\u00e2teva minute din drum n-am vorbit de nimic altceva, dec\u00e2t de vreme, temperaturi \u015fi gerul n\u0103prasnic.
\n\u2013Rei e sup\u0103rat\u0103 c\u0103 n-o las s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la serviciu; dar cum a\u015f putea, pe frigu’ \u0103sta? Ea zice c\u0103 e bine, dar copilul \u2013 brrr!
\n\u2013Las\u0103, faci foarte bine c\u0103 nu-i dai voie s\u0103 se duc\u0103! l-am asigurat hot\u0103r\u00e2t; chiar \u015fi eu \u00eei spuneam asta sor\u0103-mii.
\n\u2013Oricum \u2013 zise el meditativ \u2013 nu mai e mult; dou\u0103-trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u015fi gata \u2013
\nNu prea \u015ftiam ce s\u0103-i r\u0103spund, perspectiva mi se p\u0103rea \u00eenc\u0103 prea \u00eendep\u0103rtat\u0103 \u015fi neclar\u0103.
\n\u2013C\u0103 tot veni vorba, Randi \u2013 aici Odeiton r\u0103sufl\u0103 greu \u015fi un guguloi mai mare de abur se estomp\u0103 \u00een sus \u2013 tu c\u00e2\u0163i ani mai ai?
\n\u2013\u00cemplinesc trei\u015fpe \u00een prim\u0103var\u0103 \u2013 de ce m\u0103 \u00eentrebi, c\u00e2nd \u015ftii?
\n\u2013Ha, ha, ha, constatam \u015fi eu a\u015fa \u2013 o s\u0103 fii un unchi la trei\u015fpe ani!
\n\u2013Uuunchi?<\/em>
\nLa asta nu m\u0103 mai g\u00e2ndisem.
\n\u2013La fel ca unchiu’ Lennor?
\n\u2013Cam a\u015fa \u2013 doar c\u0103 mai unchicios ca el \u2013
\nAjunsesem la intersec\u0163ie; eu am luat-o spre st\u00e2nga, \u015fi el spre dreapta.
\n\u2013Pa, pa, unchiule<\/em> Randi, \u015fi succes la \u015fcoal\u0103 din partea lui Rei! \u00eemi strig\u0103 el, dup\u0103 care ne continuar\u0103m drumul, fiecare \u00een direc\u0163ia lui.
\nNu mai treceau odat\u0103 orele azi; Jeghi era foarte prost-dispus c\u00e2nd ne preda radicalii, \u015fi colegele m\u0103 disperau c\u00e2nd m\u0103 d\u0103deau la o parte de pe locul meu \u00een fiecare pauz\u0103, s\u0103 stea \u015fi ele l\u00e2ng\u0103 calorifer \u2013
\nC\u00e2nd am ajuns \u00eenapoi \u00een curte, Odeiton era deja acolo, de\u015fi probabil c\u0103 doar de c\u00e2teva minute; m\u00e2ng\u00e2ia vesel pisica pe dup\u0103 urechi \u015fi undeva mai \u00een spate era o cutie cu sm\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 desf\u0103cut\u0103, din care era clar c\u0103 lip\u0103ise ea cu must\u0103\u0163ile.
\n\u2013Ai terminat a\u015fa repede? l-am \u00eentrebat, arunc\u00e2ndu-mi ghiozdanul c\u00e2t colo \u015fi a\u015fez\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u015fi eu l\u00e2ng\u0103 el.
\n\u2013Da, p\u0103i \u2013 majoritatea animalelor hiberneaz\u0103 sau dorm, nu-i mare lucru de f\u0103cut, scap \u015fi eu mai devreme \u2013
\nPisica \u00eencepuse s\u0103 se frece de genunchii mei.
\n\u2013\u0102\u0103m, nu cred c\u0103 Rheea o s\u0103 ne lase cu creatura asta pe-aici…
\n\u2013Ce vorbe\u015fti, domnule? Auzi; creatura asta! \u015ei doar tu te jucai de diminea\u0163\u0103 cu ea!
\n\u2013Cine<\/em> se juca de diminea\u0163\u0103 cu cine<\/em>? auzir\u0103m am\u0103ndoi o voce din spate \u015fi tres\u0103rir\u0103m \u2013 era de r\u0103u.
\nRheea ap\u0103ru l\u00e2ng\u0103, cu ditamai paltonul peste ditamai burta; sem\u0103na cu un fel de superveizer la inspec\u0163ie.
\n\u2013Nu<\/em> cred c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 stai afar\u0103 pe vremea asta, Rei \u2013 zise Odeiton defensiv, ridic\u00e2ndu-se. Nu<\/em> face bine copilului \u2013
\n\u2013Buu, dar s-a oprit din nins! protest\u0103 ea \u015fi \u00eei ignor\u0103 total sfatul; apoi se apropie.
\n\u2013Aaa\u015fa, deci! M\u00e2\u0163a asta a intrus pe teritoriul nostru, \u015fi noi am primit-o cu sm\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103! declar\u0103 autoritar, cu m\u00e2inile \u00een \u015fold.
\n\u2013Nu eu i-am dat-o! am strigat agitat \u015fi am fost surprins \u2013 nemernicul de Odeiton zisese acela\u015fi lucru.
\nTrebuia s\u0103 m\u0103 ap\u0103r.
\n\u2013Dar c\u00e2nd am venit de la \u015fcoal\u0103, te-am v\u0103zut cum o m\u00e2ng\u00e2iai \u015fi sm\u00e2nt\u00e2na era acolo!
\n\u2013P\u0103i, am crezut c\u0103 tu i-ai dat-o de diminea\u0163\u0103!
\n\u2013C\u00e2nd s\u0103 i-o dau \u2013 doar m-ai v\u0103zut c\u00e2nd am ie\u015fit!
\n\u2013G\u0103seai tu o metod\u0103, nu \u015ftiu; dar sm\u00e2nt\u00e2na era aici c\u00e2nd am ajuns eu de la zoo\u2013
\n\u2013O-ho-ho! r\u00e2se Rheea; \u2013 sunte\u0163i am\u00e2ndoi ni\u015fte blegi, nu-i a\u015fa Richitipichiti?
\n\u015ei, sprijinindu-se de Odeiton, se a\u015fez\u0103 \u00een z\u0103pad\u0103, l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine; el scoase un sunet dezaprobator, dup\u0103 care zise \u201cRei, stai m\u0103car pe geaca mea!\u201d \u015fi i-o \u00eentinse pe jos pe post de p\u0103tur\u0103.
\n\u2013Buu, Toni, ai prea mult\u0103 grij\u0103 de mine! pufni ea, accept\u00e2ndu-i, totu\u015fi, \u015fi grija, \u015fi geaca.
\n\u2013De voi, adic\u0103 \u2013 o corect\u0103 el, dar Rheea nu \u00eel mai asculta.
\n\u2013Diavol mic \u015fi \u00eempieli\u0163at ce e\u015fti! i se adres\u0103 pisicii, lu\u00e2nd-o \u00een bra\u0163e. Diavol mic, mic, mic \u015fi r\u0103u, nu-i a\u015fa, Richi?
\n\u2013De ce-i zici Richi? am \u00eentrebat-o eu curios.
\n\u2013Pentru c\u0103 e de-a noastr\u0103, nu vezi? Ochii verzi, p\u0103rul negru, clar o ama! Furabie Richitipichiti!
\n\u2013Da, dar de ce Richi<\/em>\u2013?
\n\u2013A fost singurul nume cu \u201cR\u201d care mi-a venit pe moment \u2013 na, ce vrei \u015fi tu?
\n\u2013De ce neap\u0103rat cu \u201cR\u201d?
\n\u2013P\u0103i \u2013 interveni Odeiton \u2013 e tradi\u0163ional, nu \u2013 pe fetele ama s\u0103 le cheme cu \u201cR\u201d sau \u201cF\u201d, \u015fi pe b\u0103ie\u0163i cu \u201cO\u201d sau \u201cL\u201d!
\n\u2013Haa? am pufnit eu sceptic. Atunci pe mine de ce m\u0103 cheam\u0103 Randif<\/em>?
\n\u2013Asta m-am \u00eentrebat \u015fi eu \u2013 chicoti el \u2013 doar nu e\u015fti fat\u0103 \u015fi eu nu \u015ftiu \u2013
\n\u2013De fapt \u2013 zise Rheea, nedezlipindu-\u015fi ochii de pe pisic\u0103 \u2013 a mai fost o sor\u0103 \u00eenaintea ta cu vreo \u015fase ani, Randia \u2013 dar a murit c\u00e2nd era foarte mic\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 \u0163i-am dat \u0163ie numele ei \u2013 m\u0103 rog, trebuia s\u0103 schimb\u0103m ultima silab\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi, tata mi-a zis s\u0103 zic o liter\u0103, \u015fi eu i-am spus \u201cF\u201d de la \u201cfungi\u201d pentru c\u0103 tocmai m\u00e2ncasem ciuperci \u015fi \u00eemi pl\u0103ceau \u2013
\n\u2013\u201dF\u201d-ul meu vine de la fungi?<\/em> am \u0163ipat eu incredul (Richi scuip\u0103 \u00eenspre mine \u015fi Odeiton \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103 nu r\u00e2d\u0103). Adic\u0103, dintre toate lucrurile de pe lume, de ce tocmai fungi?<\/em> \u2013
\n\u2013Mie mi se pare c\u0103 te caracterizeaz\u0103 \u2013 nu Toni?
\n\u2013P\u0103i, sigur adaug\u0103 o tent\u0103 fungicid\u0103!<\/em>
\nSe distrau am\u00e2ndoi pe seama mea; foarte frumos, n-am ce zice.
\n\u2013C\u0103 tot am ajuns la subiect, Rei \u2013 Odeiton iar s\u0103rea de pe un picior pe altul, ca de diminea\u0163\u0103 \u2013 noi ce nume \u00eei punem copilului?
\n\u2013Of, Toni \u2013 am mai discutat asta de mii de ori, doar \u015ftii \u2013
\n\u2013Da, dar vreau s\u0103 aud\u0103 \u015fi Randi, s\u0103 vedem ce zice \u2013
\n\u2013Bine, bine! spuse ea exasperat\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eentoarse spre mine \u2013 Randi, dac\u0103 e b\u0103iat \u00eei zicem Ororufim<\/em>, \u015fi dac\u0103 e fat\u0103, Ritsu…<\/em>
\n\u2013Ritsu? Doar at\u00e2t? Nu sun\u0103 prea feminin!
\n\u2013Crezi? f\u0103cu Odeiton preocupat, sufl\u00e2ndu-\u015fi \u00een m\u00e2ini; se vedea c\u0103 \u00eenghea\u0163\u0103 numai \u00een pulov\u0103r, f\u0103r\u0103 geac\u0103.
\n\u2013Da normal! Adic\u0103, nu se termin\u0103 \u00een \u201ca\u201d! Mai ad\u0103uga\u0163i \u015fi voi o silab\u0103, s\u0103 ias\u0103, s\u0103 zicem, Ritsuna!
\n\u2013\u00cemi place cum suna Ritsuna \u2013 nu-i a\u015fa Rei?
\n\u2013P\u0103i, cred c\u0103 Randi are dreptul s\u0103-mi pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pentru \u201cf\u201d-ul lui cu un \u201cna\u201d!
\n\u2013Nu vreau s\u0103-\u0163i pl\u0103tesc! am strigat eu repede, dar strig\u0103tul mi-a fost acoperit \u2013 Odeiton str\u0103nutase.
\n\u2013\u00cen cas\u0103, toat\u0103 lumea, acum<\/em>! ne gr\u0103bi el \u015fi o ajut\u0103 pe Rheea \u2013 care \u00eemi d\u0103duse mie pisica \u2013 s\u0103 se ridice.
\n\u2013Da, pentru c\u0103 nou\u0103<\/em> ne e frig! coment\u0103 ea d\u00e2ndu-\u015fi ochii peste cap \u015fi recuper\u00e2nd-o pe Richi din bra\u0163ele mele.
\n\u2013Aducem animalul \u00een cas\u0103? Nu m\u0103 a\u015fteptam \u2013
\n\u2013Nu e animal, e Richitipichiti Furabie! protest\u0103 Rheea, dup\u0103 care se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 fredoneze ceva gen \u201cRichitipichiti Furabie, Orofurim Furabie, Ritsuna Furabie, Furaaabiee!\u201d.
\n\u2013Creier de vraaabiee! complet\u0103 Odeiton pe aceea\u015fi melodie.
\n\u2013Ce s\u0103-\u0163i spun! De parc\u0103 nu te-ar chema \u015fi pe tine Furabie acum, dup\u0103 ce-ai luat numele nostru!
\n\u2013P\u0103i, \u00eentr-un balamuc nu po\u0163i dec\u00e2t s\u0103 devii \u015fi tu nebun!
\nSe ciond\u0103nir\u0103 tot holul, apoi Rheea plec\u0103 s\u0103-i g\u0103seasc\u0103 un loc pisicii.
\nAm intrat \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie; acolo era mult mai cald \u015fi mai bine.
\n\u2013Frate \u2013 Odeiton \u00ee\u015f luase geaca \u00eenapoi pe el \u2013 sper c\u0103 o s\u0103 semene cu mine cu\u0103pchilu’<\/em>, voi sunte\u0163i un neam otr\u0103vit! Se vede chiar \u015fi \u00een nume \u2013 Randif, Rheea \u2013 r de la r\u0103utate, r\u0103zbunare, rebeliune! Pe c\u00e2nd o \u2013 o vine de la onestitate, onoare, de la \u2013
\n\u2013O tigaie \u00een cap a la sor\u0103-mea! i-am zis el, ca s\u0103-l fac s\u0103 tac\u0103.
\nEl se uit\u0103 cu groaz\u0103 \u00een spate, dar nu era nimeni acolo.
\n\u2013Nu<\/em> mai glumi cu asta, o s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n traumatizat! \u00eemi r\u0103spunse, apoi ie\u015fi din buc\u0103t\u0103rie, ca s\u0103 mai pun\u0103 lemne \u00een soba principal\u0103, eram sigur.
\nPe m\u0103su\u0163a p\u0103trat\u0103 erau ni\u015fte foi alandala, scrisoarea s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal\u0103 de la tata. Am trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ele f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le dau vreo aten\u0163ie special\u0103 \u015fi m-am dus la calorifer, sub geam; probabil c\u0103 Rheea se apucase s\u0103 citeasc\u0103, dar i se f\u0103cuse frig, a\u015fa c\u0103 venise \u015fi ea acolo s\u0103 se \u00eenc\u0103lzeasc\u0103 \u015fi observase pisica afar\u0103. Am z\u00e2mbit imagin\u00e2ndu-mi-o ie\u015find cu sm\u00e2nt\u00e2na \u015fi distr\u00e2ndu-se cu g\u00e2ndul la reac\u0163ia noastr\u0103 de la \u00eentoarcere.
\nNu mai era nimeni \u00een jur; am deschis geamul, am luat un pumn de z\u0103pad\u0103 de pe pervaz \u015fi l-am \u00eendesat \u00een gur\u0103; adoram senza\u0163ia.
\n\u00cen drum \u00eenapoi am aruncat o privire pe foaia cu cel mai pu\u0163in scris (sf\u00e2r\u015fitul epopeii) \u015fi m-am \u00eenecat citind asta:<\/p>\n

S\u0103 ave\u0163i grij\u0103 de voi to\u0163i (mai ales tu, Rheea) \u015fi s\u0103 nu uita\u0163i s\u0103-mi da\u0163i si mie c\u00e2t mai repede chiar \u015fi cea mai mic\u0103 veste.<\/em><\/p>\n

V\u0103 iube\u015fte tata.<\/em><\/p>\n

P.S. Nu-l l\u0103sa\u0163i pe Randi s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce z\u0103pad\u0103 \u2013 \u015fti\u0163i doar c\u0103 o ador\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n

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