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Din p\u0103cate, dac\u0103 titlul nu era suficient s\u0103 sugereze asta... scrierile \u0103stea nu vor mai fi, probabil, niciodat\u0103 continuate. Pur \u015fi simplu pentru c\u0103 nu au fost scrise la timpul\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;-Non-fic\u0163iune&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":463,"url":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/463\/","url_meta":{"origin":77,"position":1},"title":"Vecinii mei de sus [Poezie]","date":"09\/04\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Vecinii mei de sus M\u0103 sperie nespus. Tr\u0103iesc mereu cu teama mea C-or da o gaur\u0103-n podea. 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Deodat\u0103, un mo\u015f c\u0103tre o tip\u0103 la vreo 20 \u015fi ceva de ani: MO\u015eUL: Domni\u015foara, d\u0103-te pu\u0163in mai \u00eencolo, te rog. Noi nu avem loc aici, dar tu ai acolo. Domni\u015foara \u00eel ignor\u0103. MO\u015eUL: Domni\u015foara,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;-Non-fic\u0163iune&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":72,"url":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/branza-5\/","url_meta":{"origin":77,"position":3},"title":"Br\u00e2nza #5","date":"17\/03\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Iar \u00een autobuz. Lumea \u00ee\u015fi vede de treab\u0103 relaxat\u0103. Deodat\u0103, o tanti se ridic\u0103 brusc, dramatic \u015fi eficient.To\u0163i tac. TANTI (piuind aparatul): To be or not to be, that is the question. 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Iar c\u00e2nd mileniile vor trece, Voi\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;.Ceva mai serios&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/mammoth-hi.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":76,"url":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/20\/","url_meta":{"origin":77,"position":5},"title":"20+","date":"31\/01\/2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Azi am implinit 20 de ani si am avut examen la statica. Lumea ma tot intreba: De ce e ziua ta in sesiune? 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