{"id":884,"date":"2015-10-06T18:23:49","date_gmt":"2015-10-06T15:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/?p=884"},"modified":"2017-04-20T13:34:22","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:34:22","slug":"povestea-dinozaurelului-doctorand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/povestea-dinozaurelului-doctorand\/","title":{"rendered":"Povestea dinoz\u0103urelului doctorand [Proz\u0103 scurt\u0103]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A fost odat\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103 un dinozaur a c\u0103rui mam\u0103 \u00eel certa c\u0103 petrece prea mult timp \u00een fa\u0163a televizorului \u015fi prea pu\u0163in timp afar\u0103, \u00een parc. Sup\u0103rat\u0103 c\u0103 fiul e nu avea nicio motiva\u0163ie s\u0103 respire aer curat, mama hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 \u00eel trimit\u0103 \u00eentr-o aventur\u0103 magic\u0103 de g\u0103sit un Doctorat Autentic\u2122 neplagiat.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013Fiule, \u00een c\u0103l\u0103toria ta vei g\u0103si mul\u0163i absolven\u0163i \u015fi asisten\u0163i \u015fi doctoranzi \u00een domenii vaste, dar s\u0103 \u015ftii s\u0103 te fere\u015fti \u00eentotdeauna de Pontosaurus Rex, altfel vei deveni tu \u00eensu\u0163i o poant\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013Bla bla \u2013 morm\u0103i dinoz\u0103urelul, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi dep\u0103\u015feasc\u0103 scorul de 99 la Flappy Ptero. M\u0103 descurc \u015fi singur, doar urm\u0103resc \u015ftirile \u015fi \u015ftirile sunt mereu adev\u0103rate, te \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 te fere\u015fti de chestii.<br \/>\n\u015ei \u00ee\u015fi lu\u0103 rucsacul \u015fi plec\u0103 pe la metrou la Unirii.<br \/>\n\u00cen drumul s\u0103u, dinoz\u0103urelul trecu prin multe \u00eencerc\u0103ri: nop\u0163i nedormite de facultate lucr\u00e2nd la proiecte; examene la care nu avea niciun creion cu care s\u0103 scrie; cafele peste cafele (p\u00e2n\u0103 la o gastrit\u0103 sup\u0103r\u0103toare); chipsuri aromate m\u00e2ncate c\u00e2nd era frigiderul gol; lips\u0103 de motiva\u0163ie; prea mult\u0103 motiva\u0163ie; lips\u0103 de fonduri; niciodat\u0103 prea multe fonduri; \u015fi, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit, nimeri \u201ezi arci enemi\u201d, domnul Pontosaurus Rex.<br \/>\n\u2013Ai trei zile s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i termini doctoratul, altfel te dau afar\u0103 din Universitate \u015fi din toat\u0103 lumea academic\u0103! url\u0103 domnul Ponto.<br \/>\n\u015ei dinoz\u0103urelul se puse pe copiat \u015fi copiat, dar nu reu\u015fi sub nicio form\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi termine lucrarea.<br \/>\n\u2013Domnul Ponto \u2013 sosi el dup\u0103 trei zile. Eu renun\u0163. Am \u00een\u0163eles care e morala pove\u015ftii. Nu exist\u0103 Doctorat Autentic\u2122 neplagiat f\u0103cut \u00een trei zile. Eu plec \u015fi renun\u0163 la titlul de doctor!<br \/>\n\u015ei dinoz\u0103urelul se \u00eentoarse acas\u0103, mul\u0163umit, \u015fi se a\u015fez\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a TVului, d\u00e2ndu-\u015fi drumul la Playstation \u015fi juc\u00e2ndu-se p\u00e2n\u0103 la venirea meteoritului, \u00een ciuda protestelor mamei cum c\u0103 nu respira \u015fi el aer curat la verdea\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>***<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Scris \u00een 15 minute la un McCafe (\u00een urm\u0103 cu vreo c\u00e2teva luni), bazat pe urm\u0103toarele prompturi date de domnul M: televizor, parc, creion, dinozaur, autentic, aromat.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em>Imaginea e de pe pixabay.com.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share!<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-884\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/povestea-dinozaurelului-doctorand\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-pinterest-884\" class=\"share-pinterest sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/povestea-dinozaurelului-doctorand\/?share=pinterest\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pinterest\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/povestea-dinozaurelului-doctorand\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-884\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/povestea-dinozaurelului-doctorand\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pocket\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-pocket sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"https:\/\/www.maribranze.ro\/maribranze\/povestea-dinozaurelului-doctorand\/?share=pocket\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pocket\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20Povestea%20dinoz%C4%83urelului%20doctorand%20%5BProz%C4%83%20scurt%C4%83%5D&body=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maribranze.ro%2Fmaribranze%2Fpovestea-dinozaurelului-doctorand%2F&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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